shit-kicker

An uncouth person of limited intelligence or faulty manners; a cracker.

The new platoon sergeant sure is a shit-kicker. That chump couldn't find his own ass with both hands if you spotted him one.

by Tummy AuGratin April 10, 2006

prick lick

1. A male homosexual.

2. A term of opprobrium when used against one of the heterosexual persuasion; an asshole.

Get a look at the nancy boy over yonder. What a prick lick.

Sam, you think you're hot shit but you're nothiin' but a prick lick!

by Tummy AuGratin April 13, 2006

The Buck

Verb. (inDICKative) A sexual position between a man and a woman in which the woman lies flat on her back with her legs extended at a 90 degree angle from her torso, with her ankles positioned somwhere near her lover's ears or locked around his neck.

PUT HER IN THE BUCK
(2 Live Crew)

Luke: NOW PUT 'ER IN THE BUCK!!!!

Verse 1: Fresh Kid Ice
There's only one way to have a good time
Fuck that pussy and make it mine
Lay the bitch on the bed, flat on her back
Hold her legs up high, make the pussy splak
You can put her in the buck by sittin' on a sink
Wrap her legs 'round you, now take this DICK!

Luke: NOW PUT 'ER IN THE BUCK!!!!

Verse 2: Brother Marquis
It's a position in sex that's done by the masters
It ain't the 69 or what you learned in class
It increases the intensity of a fuck
Legs up high, known as the buck
It's the way to give her more than what she wants
Like the doggystyle, you get all the cunt
'Cause all men try real hard to do it
To have her walk in front and we try to abuse it
A big stinkin' pussy can't do it all
So we try real hard to bust the walls
Like THIS!!

Luke: NOW PUT 'ER IN THE BUCK!!!!

Verse 3: Fresh Kid Ice

I'll break you down and dick you long
Bust your pussy then break your backbone
I'll go between them legs that's open wide
Pushin' this dick from side to side
Straight to the ceiling, now I'm feeling the feelin'
When I bust a nut, your ass'll be screamin'!!

Luke: NOW PUT 'ER IN THE BUCK!!!!

by Tummy AuGratin April 13, 2006

Foxtrot Papa

Two words of the U.S. Army phonetic alphabet that create the acronym F.P., which stands for 'Fuck Pig', indicating a female soldier of lascivious bent who is not shy about taking on lovers. 'Foxtrot Papa' came into usage during the days after the Women's Army Corps (W.A.C.) was terminated and women (formlery known as WACs) were mainstreamed into the regular Army. 'Foxtrot Papa' was used in order to politely convey intimate information about female soldiers while avoiding sexual harassment charges. (Miliary usage circa 1970s and '80s)

Related term: Puss-in-Boots

I hear Spec-4 Betty is a regular Foxtrot Papa.

by Tummy AuGratin February 26, 2006

honeydew

The female breast, particular a large and well-formed titty; so-called due its resemblance to a honeydew melon.

Check out the honeydews! That bitch must be sportin' a brace o' 44s!

by Tummy AuGratin April 10, 2006

blow job queen

1. A girl or woman who enjoys taking the male sexual organ into her mouth and stimulating it until her partner achieves orgasm.

2. A slut who is addicted to giving head.

"Poor Lateesha. She blow her diet again." Giggles

"Howdat?"

"You know that girl. Always full o' splooge."

"Dat ho da blow job queen o' da block!"

by Tummy AuGratin April 08, 2006

bowel blast

Noun. An expulsion of methane gas as a flatus via the anus, characterized by a loud report; a thunderous fart.

I swear, dude. That bowel blast Jimmy let rip during history class blew Mr. Dickey's toupee off!

by Tummy AuGratin February 24, 2006