"My sister Puss in Boots 'n they threatin' to send her ass to Iraq."
"Say what?"
"She-it, niggah. She a supply sergeant in the Army, you dumb muthafuckah!"
"Say what?"
"She-it, niggah. She a supply sergeant in the Army, you dumb muthafuckah!"
by Tummy AuGratin February 26, 2006
1. A sanitary napkin.
2. A tampon.
So-called as before the advent of sanitary napkins in the 20th Century, women typically used rags to control the flow of menstrual blood during their periods.
2. A tampon.
So-called as before the advent of sanitary napkins in the 20th Century, women typically used rags to control the flow of menstrual blood during their periods.
Can you believe it? I told Brenda I was going out for a six-pack and she has me pick up a box of cunt rags!
by Tummy AuGratin February 27, 2006
A U.S. Army medic or hospital personnel assigned to inspect soldierss' genitals for signs of sexually transmitted diseases, a process otherwise known as a short arm inspection.
After the actor Robert Mitchum was drafted into the Army in 1945, he spent his year in the service as a pecker checker at a Tarzana induction center.
by Tummy AuGratin February 24, 2006
Noun. (Perjorative) A sexually promiscuous woman who has multiple sequential partners, typically in a single night, which leaves her vagina full of semen.
"'Didn't that sperm bucket's mama ever teach her about a douche bag?' Gerald asked himself. 'She probably got one for Xmas from her Auntie Hoe and clutches it to her tits on a cold night as a hotwater bottle.'"
-- Jay McInerney, "The Shrike" (short-story, 1983)
-- Jay McInerney, "The Shrike" (short-story, 1983)
by Tummy Augratin August 14, 2006
Thong underwear or, less commonly, a thong bathingsuit. Synthesis of the English word "fart" (a flatus expelled through the anus) and the German word "halter" (holder). Likely a corruption of the German word "buestenhalter" (brassiere). A synthetic colloquialism visually suggesting that the thong is able to "hold in" the expulsion of a flatus from the user's anus. (Army usage circa 1990)
Check out Specialist Dribble, man. She's wearing the skimpiest färtzenhalter I've ever seen in all my years in Vth Corps!
by Tummy AuGratin February 26, 2006
Verb. (Colloquial circa 1985) The act of gently impacting the female pudenda with the fingers or an object such as a padded sap or a cat o' nine-tails for the purpose of sexually stimulating the female partner. A practice that is part of the sado-masochist tradition known as "light S&M," pussy spanking is not discipline per se but is intended as an act allowing for the sexual gratification of a woman. In no way is real violence intended.
See also: bondage and discipline
See also: bondage and discipline
by Tummy AuGratin March 06, 2006
A person, primarily a physician and more specifically
a gynecologist or other professional such as a
midwife whom deals with pregnant girls and women, who
induces an abortion, i.e. the termination of a
pregnancy, accompanied by, resulting in, or closely
followed by the death of the embryo or fetus; an
abortionist.
a gynecologist or other professional such as a
midwife whom deals with pregnant girls and women, who
induces an abortion, i.e. the termination of a
pregnancy, accompanied by, resulting in, or closely
followed by the death of the embryo or fetus; an
abortionist.
"Where's Brenda?"
"She off to see the cunt mechanic, today!" Louise said
breezily.
Midge grunted. "Poor kid."
"She off to see the cunt mechanic, today!" Louise said
breezily.
Midge grunted. "Poor kid."
by Tummy AuGratin March 05, 2006