E.T.S.(eat(s) the sack), refering to someone who engages in oral sex. For instance, a guy giving one to a female partner. The "sack" is actually the pussy.
by Tugboats June 01, 2006

"Sit your ass down!" An exclamation used to tell someone to take a seat when you're trying to be funny.
by Tugboats June 11, 2006

by Tugboats June 01, 2006

guaranteed, completely certain of.
-The way this game is lookin', Kenny is guaranteed a victory.
-Of course he is, he got this one off back!
-Of course he is, he got this one off back!
by Tugboats June 11, 2006

Rememba when Pat was caught by a security in da bathroom for jacking off?
-His hairy ass, dat man was hamsterbating!
-His hairy ass, dat man was hamsterbating!
by Tugboats June 13, 2006

"Just watch, he ain't gonna hit me,let him keep talkin' shit."
-Don't fight him man.
"I'm 'bout to t off on his ass first quarter!"
-Don't fight him man.
"I'm 'bout to t off on his ass first quarter!"
by Tugboats June 11, 2006

"What the fuck!" It's just another way of saying "what the fuck" in a situation that's necessary.It's usually used in a character's thinking bubble in cartoons.
by Tugboats June 11, 2006
