E.T.S.

E.T.S.(eat(s) the sack), refering to someone who engages in oral sex. For instance, a guy giving one to a female partner. The "sack" is actually the pussy.
According to what she told me about Gary, he E.T.S.
by Tugboats June 01, 2006
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S.Y.A.D

"Sit your ass down!" An exclamation used to tell someone to take a seat when you're trying to be funny.
"Everyone, sit down and shut up!"
-But, Mr.Carr I need to-
"Louis!"
-What?
"S.Y.A.D!"
by Tugboats June 11, 2006
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tar-baby

describing a person who is really dark.
If I'm out in da sun for another second, I'll end up lookin' like a tar-baby.
by Tugboats June 01, 2006
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off back

guaranteed, completely certain of.
-The way this game is lookin', Kenny is guaranteed a victory.
-Of course he is, he got this one off back!
by Tugboats June 11, 2006
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hamsterbating

Rememba when Pat was caught by a security in da bathroom for jacking off?
-His hairy ass, dat man was hamsterbating!
by Tugboats June 13, 2006
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t off

to hit someone first to start a fight
"Just watch, he ain't gonna hit me,let him keep talkin' shit."
-Don't fight him man.
"I'm 'bout to t off on his ass first quarter!"
by Tugboats June 11, 2006
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w.t.f

"What the fuck!" It's just another way of saying "what the fuck" in a situation that's necessary.It's usually used in a character's thinking bubble in cartoons.
"Look at that horse with the fucked up leg!"
-... W.T.F? ... Damn that's nasty!
by Tugboats June 11, 2006
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