drive of shame

The drive from the bar to your home, when you are too drunk to drive the night before and you have to pick your car up from the bar parking lot the next morning. It is more shameful when the establishment has already opened again for business and people watch your drunk ass get in the car that's been sitting there since they arrived. So you try to accomplish this as early as possible without being seen. The drive usually involves a fast-food stop.

I was up at 6:00 a.m. to get my drive of shame over with.

by Tude November 08, 2008

look at me!

Phrase you yell when you pants someone in a public place, preferably a mall. People will look, guaranteed. It's even funnier if you push the person down and run away.

After you pants someone, push them down, yell "look at me!" and run away.

by TUDE September 09, 2008