Micist

Micist {mahy-sist)

noun

1. a person who believes in micism, the doctrine that one's own special group is superior or that a particular group of mice is inferior to the others.

adjective

2. of or like micists or micism:

micist policies; micist attitudes.
Scratchy (from Itchy and Scratchy) was a profound micist and thusly any violence perpetrated upon him by Itchy was preemptive self-defense.
by Tsarstepan July 14, 2016
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habbledabble

hab-b(ə)l dab-b(ə)l
NOUN
An interjection, a declaration of war, or a verbal missile fired at ones enemy/competitive rival to make them break their stoic sensibility, make them chuckle, giggle, and/or laugh out loud and lose a point in a "No Laughing Challenge."

VERB
The act of interjecting, declaring war, or firing a verbal missile ones enemy/competitive rival to make them break their stoic sensibility, make them chuckle, giggle, and/or laugh out loud and lose a point in a "No Laughing Challenge."
Jacob launched an unexpected and devastating habbledabble against Nathan simply by inventing... or is it birthing ... or discovering the word habbledabble. Made Nathan snort out loud. Give one point to Jacob.
by Tsarstepan August 22, 2017
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teaphile

{tee-phile}
Noun: “lover of,” “enthusiast for” the beverage made from boiling dried and prepared leaves of a shrub, Camellia sinensis, from which a somewhat bitter, aromatic beverage is prepared by infusion in hot water. So prepared, served hot or iced.
Harney doubted that his eldest son was ever a teaphile at all. His son's beverage of choice was Starbucks coffee. What a bloody coffeephile.
by Tsarstepan June 21, 2017
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Docuflotsam

{dok-yuh-flot-suhm}
-noun
A documentary film, radio, television, or internet program, etc that's overflowing with delusional and conspiratorial theories based not on founded and proven fact and/or peer reviewed research but on hallucinatory and schizophrenic rants from paranoid self-proclaimed intellectuals, who just need medicine, medical attention from psychiatrists, and perhaps time in a mental asylum.
A friend recommended a history-based documentary about how aliens shaped human history including designing and building the pyramids on the History Channel.

Why did I end up watching that schizodelusional claptrap?! After two hours, I realized I wasted my time watching a full-length work of docuflotsam.
by Tsarstepan May 16, 2010
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docuflotsam

-n (dok-yuh-flot-suh m)
A nonsensical documentary overflowing with conspiratorial theories rather then on established fact. They tend to be fearmongering films created for shock value.
I felt like Alex from Clockwork Orange, forced to watch repugnant images, repulsive people rant, etc... without being able to look away from the screen when our politics teacher screened that political agenda based documentary. That horrid docuflotsam was merely a campaign commercial for the former governor of Alaska.
by Tsarstepan January 06, 2015
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humerusectomy

{hyoo-mer-uhs-ek-tuh-mee}

noun, plural-mies. Surgery.

the operation of excising or removing one's funny bone, humerus, and/or ulnar nerve.
Joe: With the oil continue to spill into the Gulf of Mexico, the only company making a profit is the one company that runs Chicken of the Sea cannery.

Jane: How's that?

Joe: The tuna is already packed in oil when they fish em out of the ocean.

Jane: (((groan))) What a bad joke... ((sigh)).

Jack: How dare you joke?! Blah blah blah!! Overfishing... blah blah blah ... disaster of the century ... blah blah blah....

Jane: Jeeze Louise. It was a joke. A bad one at that.

Jack: Blah blah blah! Blah blah blah blah blah blah! Corporate responsibility ... blah blah blah... we need a violent revolution!! Blah blah blah!

Jane: It's just a bad j....

Joe: Nevermind him. He got his humerusectomy last election when Nader didn't win the presidency.

Jane: Did he ever have a sense of humor?

Joe: Probably not.
by Tsarstepan October 21, 2014
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asideaways

{a-sahyd-a-weyz} Can also be spelled as assideaways.

The goofy skewed way certain people wear their baseball or trucker hats.
I have seen some guys wearing Skoal hats on asideaways, but they were more like apes with hats on.
by Tsarstepan October 11, 2012
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