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iron maiden

Medieval device of extreme torture.

Kickass band. I even have two of their albums.
by true October 9, 2003
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Linux

It's STILL not worthy enough to be used for the desktop at this point. You'd think that during the years after the Linux "community" made the fatal mistake of throwing their unfinished slop onto the retail shelves in 2000, they would have learned from their mistakes, completed the damn kernel, made Linux easier to use for Average Joe, and worked together to make a COMPLETE OS that includes support for "winmodems" and hardware that's sold at your local electronics store. Unfortunately, that is not the case because instead we have over 200 half-assed distros and the same old religious sermons that the Linux loons made in 1999.
So Windows costs $199.99 at the retail stores and I have to memorize a 16-digit code. At least unlike Linux, it installs flawlessly, is compatible with pretty much all of the hardware on the market, and it gets all my work done efficiently.

I will try out Linux after the geeks drop dead from fighting amongst themselves and no less than five quality distributions remain.

Year of the Linux Desktop my ass.
by true April 25, 2004
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dominomothafucka

an expression to portray joy or glee
after winning a hand at poker, one proclaims, "DOMINOMOTHAFUCKA"
by true June 2, 2003
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pg13

Dope DJ
Yo u hear that PG13 guy spin? hes DOPE!
by True April 12, 2003
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captain planet

I can't believe I liked watching that shit as a kid.
by true July 15, 2003
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poopey

by true July 29, 2004
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pigeon

A gold-digger who only wants to fuck you for your money.
by true June 28, 2003
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