When you go to Canal Street in Manhattan, NYC (or a similar knockoff hotspot) and load up on all the fake Gucci, Louis Vuitton, Supreme, Fendi, Moncler, Stone Island, Hermes, Chanel, Rolex, Apple, and other designer/expensive stuff you could ever want. Basically a field day for people who want to have "drip" and look expensive but don't have the assets to drop bands on clothing and accessories.
Jordan: Hey Mark, check out my new Rolex, Moncler, and AirPods that I got yesterday!
Mark: Cool, but don't you work at the $1 pizza place?
Jordan: Yeah but I've been saving for a while
Mark: Okay, but your Moncler patch doesn't scan and your AirPods literally say "Ze Blutoothe devise haz beeen cunnected" like those tiktoks. Seems like you got yourself the Canal Street Special. You don't need to be doing this just stop trying to fit in so much and worry about more important things such as friends and actually making more money.
Mark: Cool, but don't you work at the $1 pizza place?
Jordan: Yeah but I've been saving for a while
Mark: Okay, but your Moncler patch doesn't scan and your AirPods literally say "Ze Blutoothe devise haz beeen cunnected" like those tiktoks. Seems like you got yourself the Canal Street Special. You don't need to be doing this just stop trying to fit in so much and worry about more important things such as friends and actually making more money.
by TriBeCaBoy56 December 24, 2021
A so-called class for high schoolers who wanted a more in-depth class in history to further their interest in history or something nerds take to make their college applications more impressive. People say "how bad can it be?" but 8/10 people will regret every second of their lives after taking it due to the massive amount of summer work and required reading. If you survive the class and get a 4 or 5 on the AP exam, you are one of the lucky ones who didn't lose their $75 payment and hours of free time to the evil CollegeBoard.
Glenn: Hey man! Can I see your schedule!
Colby: Sure!
Glenn: Hmm, looks like a tough year with APUSH along with 3 honors classes and 2 APs more, sure you want to do this?
Colby: Yeah, I think I can do this, I wanna go to Columbia or Harvard, maybe even Stanford or UC Berkeley!
Glenn: Okay, but be prepared for more stress than you've ever felt before. I'm just chilling here with my AP Macroeconomics and AP Psychology.
6 months later: Colby was soon after overwhelmed with 13 missing assignments and ended up behind on his studying for the final AP exam. He pulled off a 3, but just barely.
Colby: Sure!
Glenn: Hmm, looks like a tough year with APUSH along with 3 honors classes and 2 APs more, sure you want to do this?
Colby: Yeah, I think I can do this, I wanna go to Columbia or Harvard, maybe even Stanford or UC Berkeley!
Glenn: Okay, but be prepared for more stress than you've ever felt before. I'm just chilling here with my AP Macroeconomics and AP Psychology.
6 months later: Colby was soon after overwhelmed with 13 missing assignments and ended up behind on his studying for the final AP exam. He pulled off a 3, but just barely.
by TriBeCaBoy56 May 17, 2021