Trent Kuver's definitions

Slaminate

To laminate with force. To have one object become connected with another object due to an impact or a high level of speed or force applied.

Joey tried to do a kick flip off of those stairs. I thought he was going to slaminate his face to the pavement!

by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009

Confusequence

A section or sequence in a film, music video or any part of life that causes confusion. Usually a poorly thought out sequence that breaks from continuity or has bad camera angles and tracking. A chain of events that makes one confused.

That movie lost me, in the middle of the film was a huge confusequence that screwed it all up.

by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009

Preparanoia

Being paranoid about being prepared or preparing to be paranoid. The paranoia that comes from not knowing if you are prepared. The time before being paranoid when you feel as if you may become paranoid.

I was suffering from preparanoia before the test yesterday.

by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009

Flippin Jacks

Polite, non vulgar way to say "FUCKING JACKASSES."
Any group of people who are idiotic and moronic etc.
People who are stupid jackasses, idiots.

Can you believe those flippin jacks?
No, somebody needs to de-existify them!

by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009

Funkoordinated

When your mind is in a chemical haze affecting your body to where it doesn't respond properly. Being in a funk that affects ones coordination.

After toking that killer reefer, I was so totally funkoordinated I fell down and bashed my noggin.

by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009

Diarrhea of the fingers

When you type very fast and a lot. One who types long e-mails and messages has this condition. One who types your eyes off suffers from this.

I had Diarrhea of the fingers last night, I must have typed a Novella!

by Trent Kuver May 7, 2008

Internety

Being online for what seems like forever. Staying on the Internet for way too long.

I was online last night for what seemed like an Internety!

by Trent Kuver May 7, 2008