Trent's definitions

fruitcrate

Someone who says dumb weird crap, often in a dramatic way. They would be called flakey, crazy, or just weird but a fruitcrate differs in that they seem slightly more out of touch with reality. Also, zero situational awareness.

Normal Person: “What are you doing tonight?”
Fruitrcrate: “No, the questions is what are YOU doing tonight?”


Normal Person: “….”
Fruitcrate: “Is it hot enough for ya!?!”

Normal Person: “I would like a big mack combo and a medium vanilla shake”
Fruitcrate: “Sorry sir this is Wendys”
Normal Person: “What?”
Fruitcrate: “Just kiddin’ HAR HAR! Drive around”

by trent April 13, 2005

C-cheese

The sweet, sweet extractions from the female's genitalia. A very tastey substance that one craves, especially on a Sunday afternoon.

Tyler ate Kyle the slut's c-cheese without hesitation on the first heavily intoxicated night back at college. He was disappointed when he found out how rotten that c-cheese really was.

Jimmy, "I sure could go for some c-cheese on this b-e-a-utiful sunday afternoon.

by Trent September 11, 2005

cherry

The hymen considered as a symbol of virginity.

I love fruit.

by Trent August 10, 2003

schlagg

1) A person who is truly annoying and doesn't seem to realize it.
2) One who has many friends that are girls but none want to go out with him.
3) A shortened version of school fag.

Henry is such a schlagg.

by Trent December 7, 2004

Meatloaf

Meatloaf isn't yellow on the outside.

by Trent July 30, 2003

That Fire or heat

pertaining to good weed or other drugs

Yo dude that wood is that fire.

by trent October 5, 2003

Gronky-Doddle

A made-up word defining the sometimes clunky and awkward sound of progressive metal.

Humanistic plays some high-quality Gronky-Doddle.

by Trent February 19, 2004