Treebonics 's definitions

Gatsup

Gatsup is the blood that pours from a bullet wound. It's the ketchup or catsup of gats.

That man got shot and spilled gatsup on his crispy white t.

by Treebonics September 29, 2016

fumivoid

I dunno what it means but it sounds scientific.

The Pigeon flipped and flapped silver wings swirling the fumivoid.

by Treebonics March 12, 2018

Pacload

A Pacload is a whole major amount of work to be done in good quality during a very short time. It is a word obviously inspired by Tupac Shakur who did such prolific volumes of life’s work before his passing.

My main intention is to be at the LoungeBar this weekend and proceed to the after party to drink my face off but I got a Pacload Of work to be done so I’m too focused and won’t be celebrating this weekend.

by Treebonics December 6, 2019

GASper

Person who turns white like Casper and gasps at rising gas prices.

The Gasper went white as a ghost and nearly choked on morning coffee noticing gas prices reached $1.60.

Wife: “Huhhhhhhgggggghhhaaasssp!! Look dear the petroleum prices hit a buck-sixty at the station!”

Husband:

“Relax! You’ve been such a Gasper EVERYTIME it climbs a penny or two ever since 76 cents a litre over a decade ago!! GASPER GASPER GASPER!!! SHUT UP!!! BREEEEEEAAAATTHHEE!!! DRUNK YOUR COFFEE!!

by Treebonics June 9, 2018

bahlarious

“Bahlarious is something SO FUNNY being seen or read through Facebook or any media platform that makes the viewer respond by writing laughter starting with a “B” like they are busting out laughing on a keyboard...like ‘BAHHAHAHAH!’”

WHAT IS ON YOUR MIND?

Post: “Just took a pit stop at a rest area and I reached for a chocolate bar I thought Junior left melting in my backseat with my bare hands and it turned out be Janie’s leaked out diaper poo OMG EWWW so disgusting!! I need a Manicure!!”

(Friend responding) BAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!! That’s Bahlarious

by Treebonics June 30, 2019

poon ticker

A Poon Ticker is someone who boils over and gets completely enraged when the girlfriend or wife ain't putting out often enough. Lol

His face was red, his forehead in a blaze of frowning sweat....he was slamming shit all over the place and she wasn't giving up the love enough. He was Poon Tickin'....he was a poon ticker.

by Treebonics January 5, 2017

Puppydoggaluffugus

A puppy dog with an elephant trunk that calls like a lil’ baby elephant and runs around happy looking for people to feed it peanuts in the city.

There was a PUPPYDOGGALUFFUGUS swinging his trunk with glee at the water park today. Soooo cuute OMG !!

by Treebonics July 4, 2018