Treebonics 's definitions

Shelfie

A selfie taken on the shitter!

I can see that's a shelfie by the toilet tank in the background....plus his face is red!

by Treebonics September 5, 2016

NutOrbit

"Before my time" (as referring to a sperm orbiting the testicle)

Pops was a disco jiving confused hippy in the 70's. I wouldn't know what he did then....I was still in NutOrbit.

by Treebonics January 7, 2016

Emackuation

Emackuation happens when a dude tries to put the mack down on some females and they evacuate

It was a complete emackuation

by Treebonics April 28, 2019

GASper

Person who turns white like Casper and gasps at rising gas prices.

The Gasper went white as a ghost and nearly choked on morning coffee noticing gas prices reached $1.60.

Wife: “Huhhhhhhgggggghhhaaasssp!! Look dear the petroleum prices hit a buck-sixty at the station!”

Husband:

“Relax! You’ve been such a Gasper EVERYTIME it climbs a penny or two ever since 76 cents a litre over a decade ago!! GASPER GASPER GASPER!!! SHUT UP!!! BREEEEEEAAAATTHHEE!!! DRUNK YOUR COFFEE!!

by Treebonics June 9, 2018

Jab

A quick cup of morning coffee to wake up and get alert. It uses boxing terminology so I guess in relation a triple espresso would be a super punch

"5 A.M. I'm gunna get a jab of coffee and get a move on."

by Treebonics July 29, 2016

Crezzy

Crazy from the Rez or Crazy on the Rez: CREZZY

This is a portmanteau using “crazy” and “rez” which is short for “Reserve”(Canada) or “Reservation”(USA), referring to villages and pieces of land governed and owned by the First Nations Native Americans.

I got all crezzy with my cousins when I went back home for fishing season but we sure had more fun than our babas.

by Treebonics January 31, 2018

bahlarious

“Bahlarious is something SO FUNNY being seen or read through Facebook or any media platform that makes the viewer respond by writing laughter starting with a “B” like they are busting out laughing on a keyboard...like ‘BAHHAHAHAH!’”

WHAT IS ON YOUR MIND?

Post: “Just took a pit stop at a rest area and I reached for a chocolate bar I thought Junior left melting in my backseat with my bare hands and it turned out be Janie’s leaked out diaper poo OMG EWWW so disgusting!! I need a Manicure!!”

(Friend responding) BAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!! That’s Bahlarious

by Treebonics June 30, 2019