Treebonics 's definitions

Jab

A quick cup of morning coffee to wake up and get alert. It uses boxing terminology so I guess in relation a triple espresso would be a super punch

"5 A.M. I'm gunna get a jab of coffee and get a move on."

by Treebonics July 29, 2016

GASper

Person who turns white like Casper and gasps at rising gas prices.

The Gasper went white as a ghost and nearly choked on morning coffee noticing gas prices reached $1.60.

Wife: “Huhhhhhhgggggghhhaaasssp!! Look dear the petroleum prices hit a buck-sixty at the station!”

Husband:

“Relax! You’ve been such a Gasper EVERYTIME it climbs a penny or two ever since 76 cents a litre over a decade ago!! GASPER GASPER GASPER!!! SHUT UP!!! BREEEEEEAAAATTHHEE!!! DRUNK YOUR COFFEE!!

by Treebonics June 9, 2018

Shelfie

A selfie taken on the shitter!

I can see that's a shelfie by the toilet tank in the background....plus his face is red!

by Treebonics September 5, 2016

NutOrbit

"Before my time" (as referring to a sperm orbiting the testicle)

Pops was a disco jiving confused hippy in the 70's. I wouldn't know what he did then....I was still in NutOrbit.

by Treebonics January 7, 2016

Emackuation

Emackuation happens when a dude tries to put the mack down on some females and they evacuate

It was a complete emackuation

by Treebonics April 28, 2019

nab-a-dab

Nab-a-Dab is the routine of a weed oil or shatter-dabber who does it daily and before anything at all, going to cook? Nab-a-dab. Moms told you to take the trash out? Nab-a-dab. ‘Bout to leave to work, nab-a-dab!

1: “Yoooo lets roll we gotta get to the game...”.

Too : “Alright I’m ready let’s roll but imma nab-a-dab first man my nerves are eight-sided, chill.....30 seconds bro”

(Dabs, gets a nice calm squint, smiles, goes)

That’s a Nab-A-Dab. May also become a little convenience station in a dispensary too.

by Treebonics January 25, 2019

bahlarious

“Bahlarious is something SO FUNNY being seen or read through Facebook or any media platform that makes the viewer respond by writing laughter starting with a “B” like they are busting out laughing on a keyboard...like ‘BAHHAHAHAH!’”

WHAT IS ON YOUR MIND?

Post: “Just took a pit stop at a rest area and I reached for a chocolate bar I thought Junior left melting in my backseat with my bare hands and it turned out be Janie’s leaked out diaper poo OMG EWWW so disgusting!! I need a Manicure!!”

(Friend responding) BAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!! That’s Bahlarious

by Treebonics June 30, 2019