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fajor

“Fajor” is “Major favor.” It covers the seemingly small things that mean a whole lot in life. It could also refer to good lifesaving deeds done on ones behalf.
“May I ask a fajor of you to be sure the coffee can is refilled by the morning cuz if I ain’t got my coffee I might murder”

“Do me a FAJOR and GO THAT WAY, AWAY-AWAYS”
by Treebonics May 16, 2018
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Did My Business All Out

Did My Business All Out refers to crapping. It actually means when you just shat for any time period of over 20 minutes. “All out” in the definition will refer to the contents of your bowels or as in “going all out,” in which would indicate went all out shitting ffs.
MOTHERFUCKER WHY DONT YOU ANSWER YOUR CELLY!!?”

Chill back YOU DIRTY ASSHOLE I just DID MY BUSINESS ALL OUT!!! I’m not trynna shit-chat ass-open with you bro!!”
by Treebonics June 29, 2018
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blessemistic

Like a pure aetheist mode of no belief or faint regard of positivity of energy or spiritual power in life.
Street Preacher -: “Praise praise people!The light external to our true self is no more less connected than the internal as is the moon to the sun.....it shines on enough.........

Rude heckler “awww STFU the only light in my God-damned life is this lighter to spark another cancer stick, you’re a phoney baloney wannbeezey street Jeez! Get your face out of my face before I start making you see stars and not the moon you little bitch!!”

Conscientious Heckler-Heckler :- “ (Snaps the Heckler’s Fibula) WHY YA GOTTA BE SO BLESSEMISTIC DIRTY ANALHOLE!!?? The man said Praise!!! (Snaps the hecklers tibia) NOW PRAISE!!!” 😃😁
by Treebonics January 6, 2019
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NutOrbit

"Before my time" (as referring to a sperm orbiting the testicle)
Pops was a disco jiving confused hippy in the 70's. I wouldn't know what he did then....I was still in NutOrbit.
by Treebonics January 7, 2016
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GASper

Person who turns white like Casper and gasps at rising gas prices.
The Gasper went white as a ghost and nearly choked on morning coffee noticing gas prices reached $1.60.

Wife: “Huhhhhhhgggggghhhaaasssp!! Look dear the petroleum prices hit a buck-sixty at the station!”

Husband:

“Relax! You’ve been such a Gasper EVERYTIME it climbs a penny or two ever since 76 cents a litre over a decade ago!! GASPER GASPER GASPER!!! SHUT UP!!! BREEEEEEAAAATTHHEE!!! DRUNK YOUR COFFEE!!
by Treebonics June 9, 2018
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poon ticker

A Poon Ticker is someone who boils over and gets completely enraged when the girlfriend or wife ain't putting out often enough. Lol
His face was red, his forehead in a blaze of frowning sweat....he was slamming shit all over the place and she wasn't giving up the love enough. He was Poon Tickin'....he was a poon ticker.
by Treebonics January 5, 2017
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Puppydoggaluffugus

A puppy dog with an elephant trunk that calls like a lil’ baby elephant and runs around happy looking for people to feed it peanuts in the city.
There was a PUPPYDOGGALUFFUGUS swinging his trunk with glee at the water park today. Soooo cuute OMG !!
by Treebonics July 4, 2018
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