Treebonics 's definitions

GASper

Person who turns white like Casper and gasps at rising gas prices.

The Gasper went white as a ghost and nearly choked on morning coffee noticing gas prices reached $1.60.

Wife: “Huhhhhhhgggggghhhaaasssp!! Look dear the petroleum prices hit a buck-sixty at the station!”

Husband:

“Relax! You’ve been such a Gasper EVERYTIME it climbs a penny or two ever since 76 cents a litre over a decade ago!! GASPER GASPER GASPER!!! SHUT UP!!! BREEEEEEAAAATTHHEE!!! DRUNK YOUR COFFEE!!

by Treebonics June 9, 2018

cokepubes

A cokepube or cokepubes are white pubic hairs that develop in your maturation process as you enter an older age above the 30’s ish (maturation which varies from person to person)

Cranden woke up that morning on his 37th birthday and began to routinely comb his pubes in the mirror when suddenly he shock froze and zoomed in yelling “awwghhhH!! COKEPUBES!” and the n calmly plucked them out.

by Treebonics July 19, 2019

dissful

Dissful is my shortened slang for “disrespectful.” I’ve been abbreviating it for years using this word.

Tyrant is a dissful MC because he’s supposed to be dissful....that’s the name of his game!!!

by Treebonics June 17, 2019

clusterfuckaluffuggus

Clusterfuckaluffuggus’s are unclarified moments of mental confusion, whether self-induced or by telepathic provocation.

He sat blank eyed and blushing with confusion-transforming-rage in a clusterfuckaluffuggus as the vultures scrapped the shredded meat in his dome.

by Treebonics July 6, 2018

Hooerism

(Hoo-Er-ism)

Hooerism is the prostitution element of tourism. It is the tourist attraction to local and international destination for the sex. It is play on the mix of the words "whore, hooer," and "tourism."

This is all hooerism....in this district...all these bars, these lights and sexy women, clubs and scene. These dudes come from all over the world for this variety of women...and they bring hella cash with them.

by Treebonics April 5, 2017

fumivoid

I dunno what it means but it sounds scientific.

The Pigeon flipped and flapped silver wings swirling the fumivoid.

by Treebonics March 12, 2018

Pacload

A Pacload is a whole major amount of work to be done in good quality during a very short time. It is a word obviously inspired by Tupac Shakur who did such prolific volumes of life’s work before his passing.

My main intention is to be at the LoungeBar this weekend and proceed to the after party to drink my face off but I got a Pacload Of work to be done so I’m too focused and won’t be celebrating this weekend.

by Treebonics December 6, 2019