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Shelfie

I can see that's a shelfie by the toilet tank in the background....plus his face is red!
by Treebonics September 5, 2016
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Emackuation

Emackuation happens when a dude tries to put the mack down on some females and they evacuate
It was a complete emackuation
by Treebonics April 28, 2019
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GASper

Person who turns white like Casper and gasps at rising gas prices.
The Gasper went white as a ghost and nearly choked on morning coffee noticing gas prices reached $1.60.

Wife: “Huhhhhhhgggggghhhaaasssp!! Look dear the petroleum prices hit a buck-sixty at the station!”

Husband:

“Relax! You’ve been such a Gasper EVERYTIME it climbs a penny or two ever since 76 cents a litre over a decade ago!! GASPER GASPER GASPER!!! SHUT UP!!! BREEEEEEAAAATTHHEE!!! DRUNK YOUR COFFEE!!
by Treebonics June 9, 2018
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Jab

A quick cup of morning coffee to wake up and get alert. It uses boxing terminology so I guess in relation a triple espresso would be a super punch
"5 A.M. I'm gunna get a jab of coffee and get a move on."
by Treebonics July 29, 2016
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Crezzy

Crazy from the Rez or Crazy on the Rez: CREZZY

This is a portmanteau using “crazy” and “rez” which is short for “Reserve”(Canada) or “Reservation”(USA), referring to villages and pieces of land governed and owned by the First Nations Native Americans.
I got all crezzy with my cousins when I went back home for fishing season but we sure had more fun than our babas.
by Treebonics January 31, 2018
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nab-a-dab

Nab-a-Dab is the routine of a weed oil or shatter-dabber who does it daily and before anything at all, going to cook? Nab-a-dab. Moms told you to take the trash out? Nab-a-dab. ‘Bout to leave to work, nab-a-dab!
1: “Yoooo lets roll we gotta get to the game...”.

Too : “Alright I’m ready let’s roll but imma nab-a-dab first man my nerves are eight-sided, chill.....30 seconds bro”

(Dabs, gets a nice calm squint, smiles, goes)

That’s a Nab-A-Dab. May also become a little convenience station in a dispensary too.
by Treebonics January 25, 2019
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bahlarious

“Bahlarious is something SO FUNNY being seen or read through Facebook or any media platform that makes the viewer respond by writing laughter starting with a “B” like they are busting out laughing on a keyboard...like ‘BAHHAHAHAH!’”
WHAT IS ON YOUR MIND?

Post: “Just took a pit stop at a rest area and I reached for a chocolate bar I thought Junior left melting in my backseat with my bare hands and it turned out be Janie’s leaked out diaper poo OMG EWWW so disgusting!! I need a Manicure!!”

(Friend responding) BAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!! That’s Bahlarious
by Treebonics June 30, 2019
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