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Pearl Rigamortis is when the pearls in your bubble tea stiffen out of their soft, tender pearly state into balls of tapioca carcass.
(This occurs when left out too long without consuming)
(This occurs when left out too long without consuming)
Hey lover do you want the rest of my bubble tea?
"Sure Beast loveerboy"
(slurp)
"ptooey, spit, spit ptooey!! It's pearl rigamortis." No Thank you!"
"Sure Beast loveerboy"
(slurp)
"ptooey, spit, spit ptooey!! It's pearl rigamortis." No Thank you!"
by Treebonics April 5, 2017
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I was by the liquor store coppin a forty ounce and a group of Chinese people were barking "punjango" at an Indian cuz they think I'm a useless stereotype version of a drunken Indian. I understood their pun jango cuz they seen me there before hammered and rapping!
by Treebonics October 31, 2015
Get the Pun Jango mug.SuckerFaceBook is when scams and schemes are plotted or people are manipulated by blogs and posts regarding anything from politics, to friendship tests, two-face tests or even hunourous SuckerFacing. SuckerFacing may be for short and synonymous.
I was suckerfacebooked by an analysis of LIKES of pictures posted by anonymous friends of my girlfriend.
A fake product tag suckerfacebooked me into approval of a pipeline that threatened watersheds because I LIKED the company’s charitable donation to good causes.
A lot of SuckerFaceBooking being going down strategically to deploy competition between people of the same or similar interests, albeit notably obvious.
Man you always getting your shit bit on that suckerFacebook tip with people making you think they going to upload it first you suckerfacebook suckerface LOL
A fake product tag suckerfacebooked me into approval of a pipeline that threatened watersheds because I LIKED the company’s charitable donation to good causes.
A lot of SuckerFaceBooking being going down strategically to deploy competition between people of the same or similar interests, albeit notably obvious.
Man you always getting your shit bit on that suckerFacebook tip with people making you think they going to upload it first you suckerfacebook suckerface LOL
by Treebonics December 5, 2018
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WHAT IS ON YOUR MIND?
Post: “Just took a pit stop at a rest area and I reached for a chocolate bar I thought Junior left melting in my backseat with my bare hands and it turned out be Janie’s leaked out diaper poo OMG EWWW so disgusting!! I need a Manicure!!”
(Friend responding) BAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!! That’s Bahlarious
Post: “Just took a pit stop at a rest area and I reached for a chocolate bar I thought Junior left melting in my backseat with my bare hands and it turned out be Janie’s leaked out diaper poo OMG EWWW so disgusting!! I need a Manicure!!”
(Friend responding) BAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!! That’s Bahlarious
by Treebonics June 30, 2019
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by Treebonics July 29, 2016
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This is a portmanteau using “crazy” and “rez” which is short for “Reserve”(Canada) or “Reservation”(USA), referring to villages and pieces of land governed and owned by the First Nations Native Americans.
This is a portmanteau using “crazy” and “rez” which is short for “Reserve”(Canada) or “Reservation”(USA), referring to villages and pieces of land governed and owned by the First Nations Native Americans.
I got all crezzy with my cousins when I went back home for fishing season but we sure had more fun than our babas.
by Treebonics January 31, 2018
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Wife: “Huhhhhhhgggggghhhaaasssp!! Look dear the petroleum prices hit a buck-sixty at the station!”
Husband:
“Relax! You’ve been such a Gasper EVERYTIME it climbs a penny or two ever since 76 cents a litre over a decade ago!! GASPER GASPER GASPER!!! SHUT UP!!! BREEEEEEAAAATTHHEE!!! DRUNK YOUR COFFEE!!
Wife: “Huhhhhhhgggggghhhaaasssp!! Look dear the petroleum prices hit a buck-sixty at the station!”
Husband:
“Relax! You’ve been such a Gasper EVERYTIME it climbs a penny or two ever since 76 cents a litre over a decade ago!! GASPER GASPER GASPER!!! SHUT UP!!! BREEEEEEAAAATTHHEE!!! DRUNK YOUR COFFEE!!
by Treebonics June 9, 2018
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