dickdraft

The breeze we feel when our fly is unzipped. It indickates that we are flying low and should adjust our zipper north.
Blushing red red as a tall glass of beet-pomegranate juice, I caught a dickdraft as I spoke to a group of ladies who seemed smug about my presence. I gracefully handled by lowering my tshirt and excused my self.
by Treebonics May 10, 2016
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ship a package

Ship a package is polite-code for take a shit. It is especially useful when you need an excuse to leave in a hurry and cannot explain in front of a group of people or strangers.
I shall return in 1 hour I have got to go SHIP A PACKAGE.
by Treebonics December 10, 2019
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Pun Jango

When you can decipher and interpret foreign language without being fluent in it at all just off energy and whim. May lead to assumption.
I was by the liquor store coppin a forty ounce and a group of Chinese people were barking "punjango" at an Indian cuz they think I'm a useless stereotype version of a drunken Indian. I understood their pun jango cuz they seen me there before hammered and rapping!
by Treebonics September 17, 2015
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