Travel Sized Joe's definitions

sword of a thousand noobs

the energy sword in halo 2 most think they are pretty skilled with it but in reality they are noobs

guy 1: i so rock at halo
guy 2: no you dont you are using the sword of a thousand noobs.

by Travel Sized Joe January 3, 2009

cut

what an emo kid does to get attention

remember kids when you cut its down the road not cross that street thats for emo kids

by Travel Sized Joe January 2, 2009

tea bag

a victory dance when you kill your opponet in games such as halo or halo 2 and stand over them and hit the crouch button

i was playing halo 2 on xbox live the other night and i got some major pwnage i evan tea bagged a guy

by Travel Sized Joe January 1, 2009

Jewb

a jewish womans boobs

hey you guys what do you call a jewish womans boobs?
Jewbs

by Travel Sized Joe September 2, 2007

dutch pantry

the act of farting in a closet when someone is in it and then locking the door

my little brother was on the phone in the closet so i gave him a dutch pantry he didnt appreciate it

by Travel Sized Joe April 5, 2008