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Definitions by Travel Sized Joe

sword of a thousand noobs 

the energy sword in halo 2 most think they are pretty skilled with it but in reality they are noobs
guy 1: i so rock at halo
guy 2: no you dont you are using the sword of a thousand noobs.
what an emo kid does to get attention
remember kids when you cut its down the road not cross that street thats for emo kids
cut by Travel Sized Joe January 2, 2009
a victory dance when you kill your opponet in games such as halo or halo 2 and stand over them and hit the crouch button
i was playing halo 2 on xbox live the other night and i got some major pwnage i evan tea bagged a guy
tea bag by Travel Sized Joe January 1, 2009

dutch pantry 

the act of farting in a closet when someone is in it and then locking the door
my little brother was on the phone in the closet so i gave him a dutch pantry he didnt appreciate it
hey you guys what do you call a jewish womans boobs?
Jewbs
Jewb by Travel Sized Joe September 2, 2007