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Definitions by ToughAss McDumb

goonette 

female version of a gooner, a female loser femcel who wastes hours arousing herself doing nothing else in bed very frequently
mia : jessie omg ur such a goonette stop coping on easy dopamine whole day u look fried go out!
goonette by ToughAss McDumb November 28, 2024

femsaurus 

A freaking disgusting living landwhale of a woman, a real life dumbledoordash hamplanet that is easily over 250 lbs and has stinky flaps that can't even herself reach them to clean them !
femsaurus : hey doc im here for my bmi test
doc : give me a break already u dont even need one u femsaurus
femsaurus by ToughAss McDumb October 14, 2024
black hair
yo amigo did you jenna ? she got a hairgga now doesn't really match her
hairgga by ToughAss McDumb June 14, 2024
an onion smelling unibrow rodent looking sub specie of homo sapiens who's ethnically greek but his whole bloodline is rooted in turgay, usually named mustafa or emir, hated by everyone on vc because he can't stop shouting, will participate in a circle fuck with anyone and will definitely sell you his sister for a game pass
adenoid: haha oki romanian
user: shut up adenoid ur literally a kebaboid
adenoid : SHUT UP ASTAGHFIRULLAH IM NOT TURKISH!!!!
kebaboid by ToughAss McDumb May 7, 2024
basically a very average germanistani who reads 10 pages of software agreement and privacy then print them and hit agree, claps when he arrives by bus to his destination and probably asks his parents to leave home after he turns 18, lawang usually lifts very light weight and answers with wtf to everything even to this definition to how accurate it is but overally lawang gets his daily doze of protein and calorie intake and never forget to use his whatsapp perfume to seduce 60+ yo ladies
"wow bus finally arrived*claps*"
person1: that guy over there been reading adobe photoshop software agreement for over than 1 hour
person2 : he must be a lawang lmao
lawang by ToughAss McDumb August 2, 2023