Samurai Fart

The rival of the Ninja Fart. Unlike the Ninja Fart, the Samurai Fart is done with purpose, honor, and intent of nasel destruction. The Samurai Farter always annoucnes the upcomming gas attack with a loud battlecry.
Alexis: GAAAAAHHHH!

Jim: What?

Alexis: *Farts*

Jim: WTF was that?

Alexis: Most honorable Samurai Fart
by totallynotchris March 08, 2010
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Clusterfuckle

and here we see a prime example of a classic Clusterfuckle, notice how the retards congregate around the local watering hole.
by totallynotchris June 25, 2010
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Mini Crunch

A smaller, yet still entirely as serious version of a crunch. Usually the remaining portion of a full sized crunched that did not quite have the resolve to be disposed of during your last crunch time.
Justin: Okay nick, you've used my bathroom. Now get out of my house

Nick: Okay, okay. I get it...wait

Justin: What is it now?!

Nick: Oh shit, I got to get back in that bathroom!

Justin: What? Why?

Nick: Mini Crunch

Justin: Why are you my friend again?
by totallynotchris March 28, 2010
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Demoused

When you go into a public computer lab or library and every mouse you find has been ruined in one way or another. they could be smashed, have the chord removed, or have the track ball removed if the mouse is like 100 years old.
"WTF is this shit? This entire place has been demoused. People demousing these kind of places. just cause their parents are poor and cracked out on drugs all the time, and have half a brain"
by totallynotchris May 05, 2010
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Dreadstab

A crazy ass Orc Rogue who apparently could pull 12.5k DPS. Although pro in DPS his lacking personal skills resulted in him being rage hacked and reduced to a six foot tall green mail box dancer. Due to his inherent laziness and overall not caring attitude he as chosen to abandon his only contact with the outside world (His Guild) and leave the game which has eaten so much of his life.

Latest contact has confirmed that he is IN FACT dating a chick with a kid. Ain't that lame?
"Where's Dreadstab?"

"He quit..."

"WTF?! LAME!"

"Know what's lamer?"

"What? He's dating a chick with a kid"

"wow..."
by totallynotchris March 18, 2010
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