Definitions by Totallynotchris
Dreadstab
A crazy ass Orc Rogue who apparently could pull 12.5k DPS. Although pro in DPS his lacking personal skills resulted in him being rage hacked and reduced to a six foot tall green mail box dancer. Due to his inherent laziness and overall not caring attitude he as chosen to abandon his only contact with the outside world (His Guild) and leave the game which has eaten so much of his life.
Latest contact has confirmed that he is IN FACT dating a chick with a kid. Ain't that lame?
Latest contact has confirmed that he is IN FACT dating a chick with a kid. Ain't that lame?
"Where's Dreadstab?"
"He quit..."
"WTF?! LAME!"
"Know what's lamer?"
"What? He's dating a chick with a kid"
"wow..."
"He quit..."
"WTF?! LAME!"
"Know what's lamer?"
"What? He's dating a chick with a kid"
"wow..."
Dreadstab by totallynotchris March 17, 2010
Quotedate
When somone uses a quote from someone/something else as an update on facebook, twitter, or some other live internet feed. It is usually (although not always) a quote from a song that the quoutdater believes makes them seem deep and creative, although in reality it makes them seem like an uncreative douche that listens to too much Linkin Park.
BOB SMITH "time is a valuable thing, Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings, Watch it count down to the end of the day, The clock ticks life away"
SAM ROBERTS thinks Bob needs to do an UPDATE and not a freaking Quotedate for once.
SAM ROBERTS thinks Bob needs to do an UPDATE and not a freaking Quotedate for once.
Quotedate by totallynotchris March 8, 2010
Heel Clipping
The art of walking behind someone and stepping on the last quarter inch of their shoe's heel so that as the person in front of you continues to walk they are forced into an awkward stumble caused by the sudden deceleration of the heel of their shoe.
*Spins Around* I swear to God! If you don't stop Heel Clipping me right now, I'm going to put my foot, heel deep in your asshole!
Heel Clipping by totallynotchris March 8, 2010
Samurai Fart
The rival of the Ninja Fart. Unlike the Ninja Fart, the Samurai Fart is done with purpose, honor, and intent of nasel destruction. The Samurai Farter always annoucnes the upcomming gas attack with a loud battlecry.
Samurai Fart by totallynotchris March 8, 2010
Shlion
ANYONE: "Oh my god! Look over there, Shlion is jumping over that fence into our country!"
UNCLE SAM: "Not on my watch! (takes out shotgun)"
UNCLE SAM: "Not on my watch! (takes out shotgun)"
Shlion by totallynotchris November 7, 2009