Totallynotchris's definitions

Dat Pie

When you see a certain pie and determine that it is 100% necessary that, "dat pie" be in your possession. No other pie will do as long as "dat pie" remains within your line of sight. Horrible horrible events will undoubtedly unfold in the event that "dat pie" is not yours very soon.

"Hey Nick, what one of these pies do you want?"

"I don't want one of those pies Justin, I want Dat Pie!"

"But...that's MY pie"

"Not anymore, Dat Pie is my pie now!"

"Awww..."

by totallynotchris March 17, 2010

Dreadstab

A crazy ass Orc Rogue who apparently could pull 12.5k DPS. Although pro in DPS his lacking personal skills resulted in him being rage hacked and reduced to a six foot tall green mail box dancer. Due to his inherent laziness and overall not caring attitude he as chosen to abandon his only contact with the outside world (His Guild) and leave the game which has eaten so much of his life.

Latest contact has confirmed that he is IN FACT dating a chick with a kid. Ain't that lame?

"Where's Dreadstab?"

"He quit..."

"WTF?! LAME!"

"Know what's lamer?"

"What? He's dating a chick with a kid"

"wow..."

by totallynotchris March 17, 2010

Shlion

A beaner in the disguise of a huge green hulking man

ANYONE: "Oh my god! Look over there, Shlion is jumping over that fence into our country!"

UNCLE SAM: "Not on my watch! (takes out shotgun)"

by totallynotchris November 7, 2009

Clusterfuckle

A gathering of retards or fuckheads

and here we see a prime example of a classic Clusterfuckle, notice how the retards congregate around the local watering hole.

by totallynotchris June 28, 2010

Demoused

When you go into a public computer lab or library and every mouse you find has been ruined in one way or another. they could be smashed, have the chord removed, or have the track ball removed if the mouse is like 100 years old.

"WTF is this shit? This entire place has been demoused. People demousing these kind of places. just cause their parents are poor and cracked out on drugs all the time, and have half a brain"

by totallynotchris May 5, 2010