Dat Pie

When you see a certain pie and determine that it is 100% necessary that, "dat pie" be in your possession. No other pie will do as long as "dat pie" remains within your line of sight. Horrible horrible events will undoubtedly unfold in the event that "dat pie" is not yours very soon.

"Hey Nick, what one of these pies do you want?"

"I don't want one of those pies Justin, I want Dat Pie!"

"But...that's MY pie"

"Not anymore, Dat Pie is my pie now!"

"Awww..."

by totallynotchris March 18, 2010

Speaking License

An imaginary license that every owns that allows them to speak. It may be confiscated by anyone at anytime if you are found guilty of abusing/retarding the English language.

Justin had his Speaking License confiscated by Nick after he was found guilty of high crimes against grammar.

by totallynotchris April 02, 2010

Clusterfuckle

A gathering of retards or fuckheads

and here we see a prime example of a classic Clusterfuckle, notice how the retards congregate around the local watering hole.

by totallynotchris June 25, 2010

Samurai Fart

The rival of the Ninja Fart. Unlike the Ninja Fart, the Samurai Fart is done with purpose, honor, and intent of nasel destruction. The Samurai Farter always annoucnes the upcomming gas attack with a loud battlecry.

Alexis: GAAAAAHHHH!

Jim: What?

Alexis: *Farts*

Jim: WTF was that?

Alexis: Most honorable Samurai Fart

by totallynotchris March 08, 2010

Crunch Time

A time devoted to the action of taking A Crunch. Crunch Time can happen at anytime, in anyplace, to anyone. The length of a Crunch Time is affected my many things. Your age, your sex, barometric pressure, the earths pitch relative to the sun's axis, and what you ate last night for dinner all play a part on when Crunch Time will ensue.

Justin: Nick, you've been in there a while. You okay man?

Nick: I knew it was time...

Justin: Time for what?

Nick: Crunch time...

Justin: Seriously Nick, stop coming over to my house after you eat your Dad's home cooking.

by totallynotchris March 27, 2010