Leaf Steam

Weed, did you figure that out on your own?

Leaf steam has many enjoyable side effects, Although it might make you dehydrated, leaf steam makes you feel good, can ease pain, and make you have the most fun of your life.

by TornadoGordo February 05, 2020

welfare program

A program that your hard earned money pays for whether you like it or not that was intentionally used to help people get out of debt, but instead just encourages them to stay poor, or continue to do what made them poor.

tim: I just signed up for the welfare program

fred: Welfare? wasn't that made up to encourage you to not work?

tim: It's supposed to help people like me pay for living, now let's celebrate and smoke weed I bought with the check I received from welfare.

by TornadoGordo June 22, 2017

Four-Finger Discount

The term for an animated character shoplifting as they only have 4 fingers on each hand

Bart Simpson: Are you guys shoplifting?
Jimbo Jones: Four-finger discount dude
Nelson Muntz: Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark!

by TornadoGordo September 01, 2017

Mumbo Jumbo

A phrase tokened by a racist white guys meaning make-believe. The phrase derived from a white guy mispronouncing "Maamajomboo," which is a masked dancer from the Mandingo tribe in West Africa. So yes, you saying it makes you racist too you racist.

everything the teacher was teaching about the Mandingo tribe was a bunch of mumbo jumbo

by TornadoGordo July 19, 2017

the Alighty Ollar

Homer Simpson's failed attempt at folding the Mad Magazine Fold-In

Question: What higher power do TV evangelists worship?

Real Answer: The Almighty Dollar

Homer's Failed Fold: The Alighty Ollar

The Alighty Ollar? Oh I get it!

by TornadoGordo April 18, 2018

People of color

Odd term as 60 years ago it was racist and used to divide whites from all other skin colors but is used today by especially liberals to once again divide whites from all other skin colors.

For some reason people of color is acceptable today despite Jim Crow

by TornadoGordo September 09, 2020

People of volume

Fat people or as they like to be called, "plus sized"

plus sized? Nah, I prefer saying people of volume

by TornadoGordo October 24, 2019