Bart Simpson: Are you guys shoplifting?
Jimbo Jones: Four-finger discount dude
Nelson Muntz: Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark!
Jimbo Jones: Four-finger discount dude
Nelson Muntz: Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark!
by TornadoGordo September 01, 2017
Leaf steam has many enjoyable side effects, Although it might make you dehydrated, leaf steam makes you feel good, can ease pain, and make you have the most fun of your life.
by TornadoGordo February 05, 2020
by TornadoGordo December 24, 2017
To exist as an organism (Animal, Human, bacteria, virus, etc. In a human's perspective, life is complex, and continually will complain about life, and how theirs is so difficult. Humans also tend to think their own lives Matter although their are 7.1 billion of them, and there are millions of new humans daily, a new one beginning their life every few seconds.
4.3 Human lives begin every second, so in realistic terms, only some lives matter, and since you have no life and you're reading this, I assume your life doesn't matter.
by TornadoGordo June 22, 2017
by TornadoGordo July 17, 2017
The belief people have that they are proud to be living in the country they live in. The group of people who have the most national pride are Americans who commonly say "I'm proud to be an American," although the person did not achieve anything for their country.
example of national pride: I am proud to be an American although I was born here, and gained citizenship naturally.
by TornadoGordo June 22, 2017
Homer Simpson's failed attempt at folding the Mad Magazine Fold-In
Question: What higher power do TV evangelists worship?
Real Answer: The Almighty Dollar
Homer's Failed Fold: The Alighty Ollar
Question: What higher power do TV evangelists worship?
Real Answer: The Almighty Dollar
Homer's Failed Fold: The Alighty Ollar
by TornadoGordo July 15, 2017