Tood Smooth's definitions

dixologist

A craft bartender who, in their pursuit for mixology excellence, has abandoned greatness in guest service in exchange for self-promotion and autofellatio.

"I used to go to Hickory & Holly but the last time I went, the bartender was a total dixologist."

by Tood Smooth August 3, 2021

Immachore

An undesirable task performed in a childish and passive-aggressive manner.

My husband is such a whiny baby everytime I ask him to take out the trash. This is an example of a long list of his immachores.

by Tood Smooth October 4, 2019

Eggnog Pie

When one gets intoxicated on Bourbon, stops by McDonalds on the way home for a Large vanilla shake and whist performing cunnilingus, vomits upon the vagina. But as not to waste the Bourbon nor the shake, he or she muscles through and keeps eating.

"Hey Chad, how did your date go last night?" ...."Ugh. It was good, but ended up eatin' the ol' Eggnog Pie if you know what I mean."

by Tood Smooth March 29, 2016

dixologist

A craft cocktail bartender who is purposefully dispassionate towards guests due to autofellatio and self promotion.

"I used to go to Hickory and Holly but the last time I went, the bartender was a total dixologist."

by Tood Smooth August 24, 2021

Acquaintenance

The act of continually maintaining connection by liking the Facebook statuses of an acquaintance.

Yeah man, I can't go out tonight, gotta do some Facebook acquaintenance so I can keep those sorta friendships alive.

by Tood Smooth September 15, 2019