5 definitions by Tood Smooth
My husband is such a whiny baby everytime I ask him to take out the trash. This is an example of a long list of his immachores.
by Tood Smooth October 4, 2019
Yeah man, I can't go out tonight, gotta do some Facebook acquaintenance so I can keep those sorta friendships alive.
by Tood Smooth September 15, 2019
A craft bartender who, in their pursuit for mixology excellence, has abandoned greatness in guest service in exchange for self-promotion and autofellatio.
by Tood Smooth August 4, 2021
A craft cocktail bartender who is purposefully dispassionate towards guests due to autofellatio and self promotion.
by Tood Smooth August 25, 2021
When one gets intoxicated on Bourbon, stops by McDonalds on the way home for a Large vanilla shake and whist performing cunnilingus, vomits upon the vagina. But as not to waste the Bourbon nor the shake, he or she muscles through and keeps eating.
"Hey Chad, how did your date go last night?" ...."Ugh. It was good, but ended up eatin' the ol' Eggnog Pie if you know what I mean."
by Tood Smooth December 19, 2015