freddie mercury

the lead singer of Queen, considered te best singer who ever lived.
Damn, dat William Hung aint no freddie mercury.
by Tony ramone June 19, 2005
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George Bush

Horrible, horrible president. Only got where he was b/c of his father, lied about WMD reports (where half his cabinet said were fake before the war started) to start a war when we had to catch a person who was actually a THREAT to us. Has "immoral" values and brings them up when ever someone brings up Iraq or the economy. Could have easily stopped 9/11, Clinton told him Bin Laden was plotting to attack when he left office (leaving him as 1 of the 3 biggest threats) Killed the economy, between CHina, his tax cuts and 9/11 (his fault) caused. Promotes people who screw up. Drove many oil businesses into the ground. Is an alchoholic. Does not know the definition of keep church and state separate. Is a draft dodger. Does not know anything about wars. Underfunds his war he started. One of the worst presidents ever.
"Fired for giving faulty intelligence about a war, have a medal!"

"Lets see, my secretary of state quit b/c no one listened to him, I think his position should be taken by the person who ignored 9/11"
by Tony Ramone July 13, 2005
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Val Kilmer

Man arrested for dressing up as Batman and holding Karl Rove as hostage........ that didnt happen but it would be so fucking awesome.
"dammit Val, IT WAS A MOVIE!!!"
by Tony Ramone July 12, 2005
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owned

When you see your girlfriend making out with the school nerd.
"Hey Robby, I saw Monica fuckin Peter Wang yesterday"


"GODDAMMIT!!! WHY AM I NOT RESPECTED" (his leather pants tear)
by Tony Ramone July 13, 2005
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fox news

Funniest Tv station ever. Good source of entertainment. But seriously, I trust the Daily Show more.
"Did you see that special on Fox news? John Kerry was a hooker in Vietnam apparently."
by Tony ramone June 20, 2005
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Contradiction

Saying a war is in its "last throes" and then saying "there is more work to do"
Iraq will be finished in sixth months tops.

(3 years later)

hey, it could go one 5 , 7, 9, 12 years is a possibility.
by Tony Ramone June 30, 2005
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