13 definition by Tony GuizzettiKingTG

Baptizing a baby except only no water, just blowing a vape cloud in its face.
Man: May I confess to god right now father.
Horny Priest: Nah nigga, I've gotta go vaptist some babies.
by Tony GuizzettiKingTG December 13, 2017

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A person that is a Siphoning Master. Easy and simple.
Ron, you horny Siphter.
by Tony GuizzettiKingTG December 12, 2017

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The non-yet legal adults in your school that sit there and watch the clock contently for the last 30 minutes of class.
Boy 1: I can't wait until class is done.
Boy2: K, Clock-Watcher
by Tony GuizzettiKingTG December 13, 2017

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When your having sex with your black friends mom and you cum inside of her, she becomes cached just like like a da pot.
Haha! your mamma's pussy is cached now!
by Tony GuizzettiKingTG December 12, 2017

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When you've gotta dip in class because your about to shit yourself.
Haha! look at this fag, he's about to DipShit himself.
by Tony GuizzettiKingTG December 12, 2017

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a Fucking Joke.
Hey dumb ass, why don't you go get a 401k . gotta be a fucking retarded if you think I'm lying.
by Tony GuizzettiKingTG December 12, 2017

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