Tony GuizzettiKingTG's definitions

Slap Chop

That one guy who was on that Slap Chop Ad who got fired and put in prison for prostitution.

"I used Slap Chop until i figured out that the host of the commercial got fired for prostitution"

by Tony GuizzettiKingTG April 13, 2017

Walmart

That one place where you see a bunch of old ladies with mustaches.

I would like to go to Walmart to buy my new fake mustache.

by Tony GuizzettiKingTG April 13, 2017

401k

a Fucking Joke.

Hey dumb ass, why don't you go get a 401k . gotta be a fucking retarded if you think I'm lying.

by Tony GuizzettiKingTG December 13, 2017

Ants on a log

When your doing anal with your girlfriend and you pull your "log" out and you've got shit all over it.

Girl: I'm gonna give my boyfriend ants on a log later tonight.

by Tony GuizzettiKingTG December 13, 2017

Oranga-tramp

A long haired ginger person

Son: Mommy mommy!
Mom: what son?
Son: why does that person have red hair?
Mom: DON'T LOOK AT THAT ORANGA-TRAMP, IT IS HIDEOUS!

by Tony GuizzettiKingTG May 24, 2017

Siphter

A person that is a Siphoning Master. Easy and simple.

Ron, you horny Siphter.

by Tony GuizzettiKingTG December 12, 2017