Tony's definitions

dump sweats

when you're out on a date with a chick and you suddenly feel the urge to drop a deuce. since you're just out on a date, you cannot leave to go shit, so you begin to squirm and become increasingly uncomfortable. the act of puckering up your A-hole makes you sweat like a whore in church.

While on the ferris wheel with Kelly, i got a bad case of the dump sweats, and nearly shit my pants.

by tony August 18, 2004

popped a nugget

When pushing out a fart and accidentaly letting a small rounded chunk out shit escape with it.

Damn I'm gassy today...hang on gotta fart......awww shit I popped a nugget!!

by tony January 22, 2004

Godiva

The best damn chocolate company--ever. It may be expensive, but it's the finest quality of chocolate you'll ever taste. I recommend that you savor it for maximum enjoyment.

$2.00 for an espresso truffle?!?!! Oh well, it's from Godiva so it must be good.

*makes a tiny nibble*

...mmmm, this tastes just as good as when my boyfriend kisses me

by Tony July 17, 2006

skoalgasim

The feeling you get when you take your first dip. Your head starts to spin, and you get light headed like a motherfucker. Usually resulting in a vomiting act.

The first dip I ever had reulted in a skoalgasim.

by Tony August 31, 2004

burp stick

rahway nj slang for a "dirty water" hot dog.

after eating a 'burp stick', one will experience indigestion, heart burn, or just have hot dog tasting burps for the rest of the day.

damn!!! those burp sticks i got over at Muncie's have been burning my stomach up all afternoon. i think i need to have a massive blowout to get rid of those things.

by tony August 18, 2004

ghandi

The nick name givin to Mr. Marquetti.

Dude Ghandi has hair everywhere except his head.

by Tony February 25, 2005

Bruised fruit

A manky chick, a woman who has passed her sell by date, a grunter, a swamp donkey

Oh look there goes Richard David in his dungo pants, no wonder he has so much bruised fruit

by Tony July 13, 2004