Tommy Wommy Womsters's definitions

Dickclit

A jerk; an asshole; a general fuckface.

You fucking dickclit, you're a little cockwhore, you understand me?

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 15, 2003

The Kinks

1) One of the most underrated British bands of all time.
2) Slang for pubes.

1) The Kinks released an album called "Arthur" that was delicately spectacular.
2) The Kinks are all itchy today. I musta gotten crabs or some shit. Fuck!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 22, 2003

Alcoholism

The unfortunate side effect of being around and consuming too much beer.

I used to have a secretary who wouldn't give me blowjobs, and a wife who cheated on me. Then I got alcoholism and now I can jerk off whenever I want!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 5, 2003

Flaming Asshole

What results when someone douses his erect penis in Everclear, lights it on fire, and surprises someone in the butt.

Man, Ben was fucking with me all night until I gave him the flaming asshole. That shut his broke ass up.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 13, 2003

Public Enemy

A crazy buncha nigs who know can string rhymes together better than anyone!

Man, Public Enemy is really a talented bunch. Especially because Flava Flav wears a GIANT FUCKING CLOCK.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 16, 2003

food

1) a vagina.
2) sustenance in the form of beer.

1) wow, i'm hungry. let me eat your food.
2) wow, i'm thirsty. i think i need some food.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 15, 2003

raunchy

Something that is inherently unacceptable or nasty.

Your mom's vagass is raunchy.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 30, 2003