Tommy F.'s definitions

chingado

spanish for the word "shit"

"Comes chingado"
"Eat shit"

"Soy chingadandos"
"I'm shitting"

by Tommy F. September 12, 2005

raisins

small boobs. another word for it is "mosquito bites"

"gross dude, she's got raisins"

by Tommy F. September 21, 2005

maricon

spanish for "faggot"

"Chupa mi huevos, maricon!"

"Lick my balls, faggot!"

by Tommy F. September 21, 2005

salad

When you moon somebody, and tuck your nuts and weiner between your legs when you do it.

"i just gave that passing car a salad"

by Tommy F. September 21, 2005

Steaming Richard

a sleep-over prank. while your friend is sleeping, you poop into a sock, microwave it for about 8 seconds, then slap your friend in the face with it

"Don't even think about giving me a steaming richard while i'm sleeping"

by Tommy F. September 21, 2005

italian

hot girls, good food, but a lot of italian-american guys are douchebags

"italian people' country is shaped like a boot"

by Tommy F. September 22, 2005

Woodstock

one of the biggest friggin concerts ever. over a million hippies all in the same place. probably the biggest pot cloud ever. you could walk into the crowd sober, wearing a t-shirt, shorts, and sneakers and come out red-eyed stoned, wearing a poncho, beads/peace sign necklace, bell bottoms, and sandals. and jimi hendrix played there, too.

"Woodstock's the name of a bird in the Peanuts comics, too"

by Tommy F. September 22, 2005