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chav

some of the biggest douche bags on the planet. they need to go fuck themselves. i don't live in england, but from what i hear, chavs are extreme faggots. even worse... THEY'VE SPREAD TO AMERICA!! they're not the same as the ones in england (i still call them chavs, but collars could work, too), but american chavs are just as fuckin gay. they don't wear as much plaid, but they wear bright-colored collared shirts (pink, light-blue, bright green), with the collars up. and all the clothes are made by american eagle, hollister, or other fuckin GIRL stores like that. but, like the english chavs, they're always trying to pick fights, and think they're better than everyone else. they obsess over cars, money, and other possesions, since they don't have any morals, thus they try to fill themselves with things. they're little shits to their parents. i.e. "i got grounded for yelling at my mom! haha!" "yeah i yell at my mom all the time too!" "haha!". not kidding, that's a real conversation i overheard between to chavs on my school bus.

chavs are basically wiggers mixed with preps/jocks
"i got money, cars, i got everything any kid would want!" <-- another thing i overheard a fuckin chav say on my bus (and no, that's not what everyone wants, just those faggot chavs do)

by Tommy F. November 8, 2006

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Les Claypool

a really, really good bassist. used to be in Primus, now has his own band, Les Claypool's Flying Frog Brigade. sings with a southern accent, but talks normal.

listen to primuses cover of Metallica's "Master of Puppets" they only play up until the singing starts, but les claypool plays the guitar parts on his bass

by Tommy F. September 25, 2005

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