Tommy's definitions

mo fo

Comes from the Latin root Mattus-La-Menacius, which was lost in translation several times to become mo fo. Mattus-La-Menacius was a Roman Centurion / dick sucker from 200 BC.

Legend has it that his descendance still lives on today in the canadian city of Montreal. They headed overseas in the 18th century after being banned from their countries for indecent behaviour, which is supposedly still going on today.

Calling someone a mo fo is the worst insult, yet quite a compliment for Mattus-La-Menacius...

Love ya Matt

Look at the Mo Fo... he seems to be screwing his sister...

by Tommy July 9, 2004

blue balls

1.The swelling of the the testicles brought about by a number of reasons harboring excruciating pain and sorrow
2.The only crime worse than rape

contrary to popular belief, it can NOT always be relieved by getting off.

by Tommy May 19, 2004

insomnial

Adjective used to describe the state of having insomnia.

"It's 4am, how are you feeling?"
"Very insomnial."

by Tommy June 13, 2006

munchies

A brand-name snack food that combines other various types of snack foods (i.e. Doritos, Pretzles, Chex Mix, Goldfish...and i think i tasted cinnamon)

Man...I've got the munchies. Let us go to the UDF and by the munchies.

by Tommy May 19, 2004

The Ultimate Fighter

Awesome T.V. show that airs Monday nights 11:00PM Eastern time on Spike TV. I highly suggest you watch the show.

The show also airs Saturday nights at 10:00PM Eastern time.

16 guys all want to become a UFC fighter and get a UFC contract, each week two guys fight. The loser gets sent home, if they get knocked out; the winner gets 5 grand cash in their pocket.

Can't do anything tonight; I'm going to watch The Ultimate Figher at 11:00 tonight.

by Tommy March 13, 2005

PC Plum

PC Plum is a character from British kids show Balamoray, which is sweeping the nation.

He's a policeman who sings songs & helps Miss Hoolie solve crimes.

I'm PC Plum, I love the country!

by tommy December 4, 2004

Kins

Affectionate term used as a greeting when speaking to someone of the same race or culture.

Romeo: Wha' up Kins?
Mercutio: Nuttin much.

by Tommy May 13, 2005