Tom Thamuz's definitions

tunnelboss

slang - homosexual man (i.e. the pitcher)

Look at the guy walking over there, you can tell he's a tunnelboss.

by Tom Thamuz September 1, 2003

gorilla mints

Menthol cigarettes (Kools, Newports)

Man, why you be smokin those gorilla mints?!

by Tom Thamuz September 1, 2003

schmeckle

Yiddish term for penis.

Oh dear, it looks like I've got some schmutz on my schmeckle!

by Tom Thamuz September 1, 2003

third input

Slang. Anal intercourse.

So I asked her if I could give her the third input and she kicked me in the junk!

by Tom Thamuz September 1, 2003

Slim

A term to refer to fat people and/or people who are constantly hungry.

Hey slim, quit eating all the breakfast burritos!

by Tom Thamuz September 1, 2003

funbags

1. A term for boobs.

2. A term for a woman with nice boobs.

1. Hey, lemme grab hold of those funbags!

2. Hey guys, I just got off the phone with Funbags and she's heading over in an hour.

by Tom Thamuz September 1, 2003

beernuts

The official disease of Milwaukee.

The doctor told me today that I've got the worst case of beernuts he's ever seen!

by Tom Thamuz September 1, 2003