Tom T-Bone's definitions

Jedion

A person who is obsessed with an old game from the 1980s. They failed to grow up and let go of childish things.

Hay Tom, don't be a Jedion! Get over your stupid game and be an adult for once.

by Tom T-Bone February 28, 2023

Tabletop Tap room

A place where idiots abode and drink ale while reminiscing the good old days of the 1980s and talking about make-believe games and childish stuff.

Boy! Don't stay in that Tabletop Tap room! You are a man now!

by Tom T-Bone February 28, 2023

Stein

An old white man resembling a long beer mug who talks in a stupor while ranting about meaningless dribble.

Erik! Don't be a Stein! Get a real life!

by Tom T-Bone February 28, 2023

Jedion

A person who is obsessed with an old game from the 1980s and refuses to grow up.

Hay Tom, don't be a Jedion and get a grip on reality. Move out of your mom's home and be an adult!

by Tom T-Bone February 28, 2023

Stein

An old white guy lives with an undead creature and occasionally talks about relevant things. Mostly ranting about who he hates and why.

Hay Erik! Don't be a Stein and talk about good things for a change instead of hate!

by Tom T-Bone March 2, 2023