4th down

After a girl rejects you several times in one night, you make one final play to get her in bed, knowing full well if you fail it will mean she wins.
Ben: So how did you end up getting laid by Heather?

Jon: She kept turning me down and turnign me down, so finally I pulled out my 4th down play, put it all on the line, and dropped a pill in her drink. I WON!

Ben: Um, that's date rape.

Jon: Hey, sometimes you have to cheat to win.
by Tom Sroka November 14, 2007
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trampoline

The actof a girl riding a guy but bouncing up and down on his cock. WARNING: If the cock slips out of place, prepare for pain.
That girl was unusually hyper last night and was doing a trampoline on me! Shit nigga!
by Tom Sroka November 14, 2007
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handkerjerk

To get jerked off under a table during dinner with a handkerchief covering your cock. Also can be done in any situation as long as your privates are covered by some clothing item.
Bob: Why were you so quiet during dinner?

Rick: I was getting handkerjerked by Lana's mom!
by Tom Sroka November 14, 2007
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