1. A hoagie from WaWa or any other hoagie making place that includes all possible ingriedients all at the same time (i.e. An Italian Hoagie with mayonaise, tartar sauce, horse radish, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, onions, ketchup, salt, pepper, etc. etc.)
2. A person who is a fucking monster, for being slovenly dressed or hobo-looking in his dress. (Also See Fonstress for the female version).
2. A person who is a fucking monster, for being slovenly dressed or hobo-looking in his dress. (Also See Fonstress for the female version).
That hoagie has 72 toppings...that's a Fonster!
Dude, you put on 30 pounds in the past week eating nothing but hoagies and mayonaise, you are a Fonster!
Dude, you put on 30 pounds in the past week eating nothing but hoagies and mayonaise, you are a Fonster!
by Tom Sroka October 27, 2007
To get jerked off under a table during dinner with a handkerchief covering your cock. Also can be done in any situation as long as your privates are covered by some clothing item.
by Tom Sroka October 27, 2007
After a girl rejects you several times in one night, you make one final play to get her in bed, knowing full well if you fail it will mean she wins.
Ben: So how did you end up getting laid by Heather?
Jon: She kept turning me down and turnign me down, so finally I pulled out my 4th down play, put it all on the line, and dropped a pill in her drink. I WON!
Ben: Um, that's date rape.
Jon: Hey, sometimes you have to cheat to win.
Jon: She kept turning me down and turnign me down, so finally I pulled out my 4th down play, put it all on the line, and dropped a pill in her drink. I WON!
Ben: Um, that's date rape.
Jon: Hey, sometimes you have to cheat to win.
by Tom Sroka October 27, 2007