Tom Scott's definitions

Turbo Phallus

An even bigger, stupider version of a Phallus.

phallus

God, you are such a Turbo Phallus!

by Tom Scott February 12, 2003

Sellout

When you reject your friends amazing birthday soiree because youre tired. My arse. Poor ickle you Phallus boy.A prime example is will rastall.

No sorry Will I cant come to your Soiree because (cry cry) Im tired.

(Really hes just space docking howard and baz in a flying jessops on the way to monte carlo)

by Tom Scott February 12, 2003

Scrum Down!

Great, amazing. A term meaning generally good.

A:Party at mine this weekend!
B:Scrum Down!

by Tom Scott February 12, 2003

Monte Carlo

The most used and most prestigious of racing circuits which everyone knows. Apart from Will Rastall of Leeds...
Also means superlative

see spoiler

that party was Monte Carlo!

by Tom Scott February 12, 2003

Nugget

A chunk of valuable metal.
OR an idiot or buffoon, like howard or baz.

(After he decides he loves men):
You are a nugget Mike...

by Tom Scott February 12, 2003

Poor

Rubbish, not very good.
Used by some people to describe DT work, who also say scrum down.

Sir: Er freddy (som of bernie white) that casting is poor my son!
Freddy: thanks sir scrum down!

by Tom Scott February 12, 2003

Spike

The guy in Notting Hill that makes it far superior to 6 Weddings and a funeral

That guy is amazing!He's a Spike!

by Tom Scott February 12, 2003