Tom Scott's definitions

Spoiler

A pice of bodywork usuall on the rear of a car which "spoils" the airflow, thereby creating downforce over the rear wheels. Which everyone knows except Will Rastall...

see also jessops

How am i supposed to know what a spoiler is?

by Tom Scott February 12, 2003

taxi driver's tan

A term used when the finger breaks through the toilet roll during wiping, causing the finger to be coated in faeces. Derived from the way taxi drivers put their arm out the window and hold on to the roof with their fingers, therefore getting a tan on their fingers. See also: 'Breaching the hull'

I was wiping my arse this morning, but I breached the hull and got a taxi driver's tan.

by Tom Scott February 18, 2004

Poor

Rubbish, not very good.
Used by some people to describe DT work, who also say scrum down.

Sir: Er freddy (som of bernie white) that casting is poor my son!
Freddy: thanks sir scrum down!

by Tom Scott February 12, 2003

Nugget

A chunk of valuable metal.
OR an idiot or buffoon, like howard or baz.

(After he decides he loves men):
You are a nugget Mike...

by Tom Scott February 12, 2003

Turbo Phallus

An even bigger, stupider version of a Phallus.

phallus

God, you are such a Turbo Phallus!

by Tom Scott February 12, 2003

Monte Carlo

The most used and most prestigious of racing circuits which everyone knows. Apart from Will Rastall of Leeds...
Also means superlative

see spoiler

that party was Monte Carlo!

by Tom Scott February 12, 2003

Phallus

a huge penis shaped object

look yonder, a huge phallic mountain!

by Tom Scott February 12, 2003