Knobber

An idiot or fool.

You are such a Knobber!

by Tom Scott February 12, 2003

taxi driver's tan

A term used when the finger breaks through the toilet roll during wiping, causing the finger to be coated in faeces. Derived from the way taxi drivers put their arm out the window and hold on to the roof with their fingers, therefore getting a tan on their fingers. See also: 'Breaching the hull'

I was wiping my arse this morning, but I breached the hull and got a taxi driver's tan.

by Tom Scott February 19, 2004

Turbo Phallus

An even bigger, stupider version of a Phallus.

phallus

God, you are such a Turbo Phallus!

by Tom Scott February 12, 2003

Sellout

When you reject your friends amazing birthday soiree because youre tired. My arse. Poor ickle you Phallus boy.A prime example is will rastall.

No sorry Will I cant come to your Soiree because (cry cry) Im tired.

(Really hes just space docking howard and baz in a flying jessops on the way to monte carlo)

by Tom Scott February 12, 2003

Poor

Rubbish, not very good.
Used by some people to describe DT work, who also say scrum down.

Sir: Er freddy (som of bernie white) that casting is poor my son!
Freddy: thanks sir scrum down!

by Tom Scott February 12, 2003

spike

The guy in Notting Hill who is superlative but is not superior at all to 4 Weddings and a Funeral

by Tom Scott March 15, 2003

Spike

The guy in Notting Hill that makes it far superior to 6 Weddings and a funeral

That guy is amazing!He's a Spike!

by Tom Scott February 12, 2003