Tom Long's definitions

ych-a-fi

Yuck, Ew, Gross!

Ych-a-fi, someone's left their dog take a dump on the doorstep!

by Tom Long March 3, 2008

jägervom

The aftermath of one too many jägerbombs.

You were off the chain last night man, downed like 9 jägerbombs, danced till you passed out in a pool of jägervom.

by Tom Long August 31, 2010

rissole

A food made from mashed potato and minced meat, rolled into a ball with breadcrumbs on and deep fried.

Available from any chippy in South Wales, but largely unknown elsewhere.

Yeah I'll have a rissole and chips mate.

by Tom Long December 21, 2007

Facebook

Similar to *facepalm*, except with the of the complete works of Charles Dickens, smashed into your own face.

Dubya: You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror.

Dude with a brain cell: *Facebook*

by Tom Long March 15, 2008

skeleton in the closet

An anorexic gay person in denial.

Hanna's not just got skeletons in the closet, she IS a skeleton in the closet!

by Tom Long December 19, 2007

hiccup

A common misspelling of hiccough.

Guy: Gah, I shouldn't have eaten so fast. I've got hiccups.
Grammar Nazi: It's spelt hiccough, fool.
Guy: How the hell did you know how I spelt it when I said it aloud?
Grammar Nazi: Spelt is a kind of wheat, idiot.
Guy: My fist is a-kind of about to meet your face.

by Tom Long February 5, 2008

Saga lout

Drunk, disorderly and retired.

A binge-drinking pensioner, with a generous pension cheque and too much free time, drinking quantities of alcohol that would frighten even the most hardened of teenage yobs.

I went to lunch with my grandparents, and I swear they were both completely pissed! What a pair of Saga louts.

by Tom Long June 18, 2010