Definitions by Tom Long

jägervom 

The aftermath of one too many jägerbombs.

You were off the chain last night man, downed like 9 jägerbombs, danced till you passed out in a pool of jägervom.

jägervom by Tom Long August 31, 2010

naws 

v. Technical skills or know-how, see also The Knack.
Pronounced to rhyme with mouse.

Possibly from the Welsh word meaning quality.

You could take it back to the shop, or if you've got the naws there's a way to fix it yourself with a bent paperclip.

naws by Tom Long August 20, 2010

Saga lout 

Drunk, disorderly and retired.

A binge-drinking pensioner, with a generous pension cheque and too much free time, drinking quantities of alcohol that would frighten even the most hardened of teenage yobs.

I went to lunch with my grandparents, and I swear they were both completely pissed! What a pair of Saga louts.

Saga lout by Tom Long June 18, 2010

Facebook 

Similar to *facepalm*, except with the of the complete works of Charles Dickens, smashed into your own face.

Dubya: You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror.

Dude with a brain cell: *Facebook*

Facebook by Tom Long March 15, 2008

ych-a-fi 

Yuck, Ew, Gross!

Ych-a-fi, someone's left their dog take a dump on the doorstep!

ych-a-fi by Tom Long March 3, 2008

hiccup 

A common misspelling of hiccough.

Guy: Gah, I shouldn't have eaten so fast. I've got hiccups.
Grammar Nazi: It's spelt hiccough, fool.
Guy: How the hell did you know how I spelt it when I said it aloud?
Grammar Nazi: Spelt is a kind of wheat, idiot.
Guy: My fist is a-kind of about to meet your face.

hiccup by Tom Long February 5, 2008

Jib

A funny face, a grimace.

Mother: Don't you pull that jib at me you chopsy little git!

Jib by Tom Long December 21, 2007