Jib

Mother: Don't you pull that jib at me you chopsy little git!
by Tom Long November 20, 2007
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skeleton in the closet

Hanna's not just got skeletons in the closet, she IS a skeleton in the closet!
by Tom Long November 19, 2007
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Saga lout

Drunk, disorderly and retired.

A binge-drinking pensioner, with a generous pension cheque and too much free time, drinking quantities of alcohol that would frighten even the most hardened of teenage yobs.
I went to lunch with my grandparents, and I swear they were both completely pissed! What a pair of Saga louts.
by Tom Long June 16, 2010
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goffa

Derogatory. A mentally handicapped person, a retard.

Possibly derived from the name of Heol Goffa 'Special' School in Llanelli, South Wales, however its use has spread much further afield.

Its use can be accompanied by a special hand gesture and jib to emphasise the point:
The jib is accomplished by placing your tongue in front of your bottom teeth and pushing your bottom lip outwards, and crossing your eyes.
The hand gesture consists simply of slapping the back of one limp hand with the other.
Person 1: Shit, I just locked my keys in the car.
Person 2: Hur hur, you goffa! *pulls face and slaps hand*
by Tom Long November 20, 2007
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Facebook

Similar to *facepalm*, except with the of the complete works of Charles Dickens, smashed into your own face.
Dubya: You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror.

Dude with a brain cell: *Facebook*
by Tom Long March 15, 2008
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jägervom

The aftermath of one too many jägerbombs.
You were off the chain last night man, downed like 9 jägerbombs, danced till you passed out in a pool of jägervom.
by Tom Long August 31, 2010
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hiccup

Guy: Gah, I shouldn't have eaten so fast. I've got hiccups.
Grammar Nazi: It's spelt hiccough, fool.
Guy: How the hell did you know how I spelt it when I said it aloud?
Grammar Nazi: Spelt is a kind of wheat, idiot.
Guy: My fist is a-kind of about to meet your face.
by Tom Long February 05, 2008
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