Definitions by Tom Bowtell

Potato Brothel 

A versatile spuddish whore house.

Drop you trousers Sir William, I cannot wait till breakfast

Potato Brothel by Tom Bowtell March 21, 2003

Verbal Diarrhoea 

Something that happens to buttmunches during curry.

Do you have verbal diarrhoea, or are you ACTUALLY INSANE?

Verbal Diarrhoea by Tom Bowtell March 20, 2003

Chazzy Nozzle

A small cork lady to be placed inside your warmest bits as a plug.

Ruby, my chazzy nozzle has floated beyond and I'm gushing.

Chazzy Nozzle by Tom Bowtell March 20, 2003

Hand Jive 

Something a Matthew Amer does with furious vigour when speaking to Lee Latchford-Evans from STEPS. Also applies to John Barrowman and, in certain lights, Mike Read.

Matthew Amer caught up for a chat with Lee over a quick hand jive.

Hand Jive by Tom Bowtell March 19, 2003

Cribbins 

A type of Bernard

Bernard Cribbins is like my uncle only he doesn't bleed so oft.

Cribbins by Tom Bowtell March 3, 2003

Cob 

A thing for holding corn

Crunch crunch mmmmm

Cob by Tom Bowtell February 28, 2003

Mega-Wicker-Double-Plus-Delux 

An affectionate term for a Catherine Price

Return to sender.

Mega-Wicker-Double-Plus-Delux by Tom Bowtell February 28, 2003