bottynibbler

A person, animal or carnivorous plant that finds nourishment in the arse of others.

Emilie is, without shadow of a doubt, one of the world's most adept bottynibblers.

by Tom Bowtell February 26, 2003

Cob

A thing for holding corn

Crunch crunch mmmmm

by Tom Bowtell February 28, 2003

Wing Wang

Bottom

He stuck his jammy knob up the kitten's wing wang.

by Tom Bowtell February 26, 2003

Potato Brothel

A versatile spuddish whore house.

Drop you trousers Sir William, I cannot wait till breakfast

by Tom Bowtell March 21, 2003

Hand Jive

Something a Matthew Amer does with furious vigour when speaking to Lee Latchford-Evans from STEPS. Also applies to John Barrowman and, in certain lights, Mike Read.

Matthew Amer caught up for a chat with Lee over a quick hand jive.

by Tom Bowtell March 19, 2003

Mega-Wicker-Double-Plus-Delux

An affectionate term for a Catherine Price

Return to sender.

by Tom Bowtell February 28, 2003

In Control

To make love illictly on the floor of your parents' spare room.

"Dad. I'm in control"

by Tom Bowtell February 28, 2003