Tom Bowtell's definitions

Potato Brothel

A versatile spuddish whore house.

Drop you trousers Sir William, I cannot wait till breakfast

by Tom Bowtell March 21, 2003

Hand Jive

Something a Matthew Amer does with furious vigour when speaking to Lee Latchford-Evans from STEPS. Also applies to John Barrowman and, in certain lights, Mike Read.

Matthew Amer caught up for a chat with Lee over a quick hand jive.

by Tom Bowtell March 19, 2003

Cribbins

A type of Bernard

Bernard Cribbins is like my uncle only he doesn't bleed so oft.

by Tom Bowtell March 3, 2003

Chazzy Nozzle

A small cork lady to be placed inside your warmest bits as a plug.

Ruby, my chazzy nozzle has floated beyond and I'm gushing.

by Tom Bowtell March 20, 2003

bottynibbler

A person, animal or carnivorous plant that finds nourishment in the arse of others.

Emilie is, without shadow of a doubt, one of the world's most adept bottynibblers.

by Tom Bowtell February 26, 2003

Verbal Diarrhoea

Something that happens to buttmunches during curry.

Do you have verbal diarrhoea, or are you ACTUALLY INSANE?

by Tom Bowtell March 20, 2003

Cob

A thing for holding corn

Crunch crunch mmmmm

by Tom Bowtell February 28, 2003