Tom Bowtell's definitions

Verbal Diarrhoea

Something that happens to buttmunches during curry.

Do you have verbal diarrhoea, or are you ACTUALLY INSANE?

by Tom Bowtell March 20, 2003

Chazzy Nozzle

A small cork lady to be placed inside your warmest bits as a plug.

Ruby, my chazzy nozzle has floated beyond and I'm gushing.

by Tom Bowtell March 20, 2003

Cribbins

A type of Bernard

Bernard Cribbins is like my uncle only he doesn't bleed so oft.

by Tom Bowtell March 3, 2003

bottynibbler

A person, animal or carnivorous plant that finds nourishment in the arse of others.

Emilie is, without shadow of a doubt, one of the world's most adept bottynibblers.

by Tom Bowtell February 26, 2003

Cob

A thing for holding corn

Crunch crunch mmmmm

by Tom Bowtell February 28, 2003

Wing Wang

Bottom

He stuck his jammy knob up the kitten's wing wang.

by Tom Bowtell February 26, 2003

In Control

To make love illictly on the floor of your parents' spare room.

"Dad. I'm in control"

by Tom Bowtell February 28, 2003