Tom 's definitions
Someone so lame that they fart pickles.
Derived from a story my dad told me from when he was in the navy during the Vietnam War. For some reason a man frequently bragged about his "cherry ass." He bragged so much that one day his coworkers shoved a pickle in his ass. The man squatted, pooped out the pickle, and cried. From then on, he was called "Pickles."
Derived from a story my dad told me from when he was in the navy during the Vietnam War. For some reason a man frequently bragged about his "cherry ass." He bragged so much that one day his coworkers shoved a pickle in his ass. The man squatted, pooped out the pickle, and cried. From then on, he was called "Pickles."
by Tom August 3, 2008
Get the Pickle Fartermug. 
The event where the female genitals go into a state of heightened arousal and excrete a spongy white fluid that seeps from the clitoris and onto the vacant space or ‘chin rest’ below. In the event of extreme arousal the clitoris may go into a temporary spasm, thus causing (female) ‘Sticky White Love Piss’ to spurt forward and beyond. Thus causing the arrival of odd shaped snail trails.
by Tom January 21, 2004
Get the Clitoral Dischargemug. by Tom June 19, 2006
Get the ridiculonkmug. by tom November 11, 2003
Get the meth labmug. 1.(n) a derogatory term of affection used to address a friend or acquaintance who you think is being silly.
Cassandra started to mumble frequently so she was given a Red Swingline stapler and put her in the room with the rest of the company dorks.
Being a dork is a qualification for the tri-delta sorority.
Being a dork is a qualification for the tri-delta sorority.
by Tom March 4, 2004
Get the dorkmug.