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stretch armstrong

when you are doing a girl, you pick her up by her boobs and then swing her around
I started giving my bitch a stretch armstrong and she threw up all over me.
by Tom April 6, 2003
mugGet the stretch armstrongmug.

smoke bomb

a small fire cracker that pruduces alot of smoke for short time and has a strong order of sulfer
by tom May 13, 2005
mugGet the smoke bombmug.

downtime

the amount of time that needs to be spent between her legs before it's her turn.
i had to spend an hour of downtime on her before she even considered sucking my dick.
by tom November 30, 2003
mugGet the downtimemug.

flaps

A goalkeeping faux pas whereby the player between the sticks comes haring out in order to catch the air bourne ball and misses it leaving him red faced and shamed.
If he flaps at that ball one more time then I'll kick his wife in the flaps
by tom December 19, 2003
mugGet the flapsmug.

Hinckle

very angry man, steals 400lbs of poop every night and places it on the moon.
Mr. Hinckle stole my poop last night.
by Tom March 25, 2003
mugGet the Hincklemug.

Burban

A common way to refer to a Chevrolet Suburban, a rather large SUV produced by American car manufacturer Chevrolet, owned by General Motors.
"Damn, I didn't know there was a big ditch on this route, I could really do with a Burban right now!"
by Tom September 17, 2003
mugGet the Burbanmug.

B.N.O.Y.L.

Best Night of Your Life

Ba-Noi-L thats how u say it
I exclaimed "B.N.O.Y.L." as I busted on that chicks face.
by Tom February 17, 2007
mugGet the B.N.O.Y.L.mug.

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