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Morlied

a. To be screwed without any chance of redemption. b. To be hit in the face and have salt poured on you.
After finding out his bank account number was stolen, he realized he was morlied.
by Tom November 19, 2003
mugGet the Morliedmug.

shithouse

Shut up, you fucking shithouse
by Tom February 21, 2005
mugGet the shithousemug.

Like hello sister!

A phrase of exclamation used by dizzy teenage girls, fruity teenage boys or americans.
Like hello sister! That is like so uncool!
by Tom May 2, 2003
mugGet the Like hello sister!mug.

magic lantern

a trojan hores made by the fbi that logs the key strokes of a infected computer
dont open your porn spam you might catch it
by tom November 1, 2003
mugGet the magic lanternmug.

Kling-ons

small poo nuggets that get stuck to the hair of the anus!
What has the starship enterprise and loo roll got in common?
They both fly around uranus searching for kling-ons!
by ToM August 2, 2003
mugGet the Kling-onsmug.

stoner

A person who smokes marijuana on a frequent basis. Unlike drinkers, who so often label stoners as leeches on society, stoners are quiet, friendly types who keep themselves to themselves and are not confrontational or loud/obnoxious in any way.
"I'm a stoner and I'm damn proud of it"
by Tom October 9, 2005
mugGet the stonermug.

caahncil

The croydonish way of saying council.
i live in a caahncil flat
by Tom September 6, 2003
mugGet the caahncilmug.

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