Tom 's definitions

stretch armstrong

when you are doing a girl, you pick her up by her boobs and then swing her around

I started giving my bitch a stretch armstrong and she threw up all over me.

by Tom April 6, 2003

smoke bomb

a small fire cracker that pruduces alot of smoke for short time and has a strong order of sulfer

hay anyone got some smoke bombs

by tom May 13, 2005

downtime

the amount of time that needs to be spent between her legs before it's her turn.

i had to spend an hour of downtime on her before she even considered sucking my dick.

by tom November 30, 2003

flaps

A goalkeeping faux pas whereby the player between the sticks comes haring out in order to catch the air bourne ball and misses it leaving him red faced and shamed.

If he flaps at that ball one more time then I'll kick his wife in the flaps

by tom December 19, 2003

Hinckle

very angry man, steals 400lbs of poop every night and places it on the moon.

Mr. Hinckle stole my poop last night.

by Tom March 25, 2003

Burban

A common way to refer to a Chevrolet Suburban, a rather large SUV produced by American car manufacturer Chevrolet, owned by General Motors.

"Damn, I didn't know there was a big ditch on this route, I could really do with a Burban right now!"

by Tom September 17, 2003

B.N.O.Y.L.

Best Night of Your Life

Ba-Noi-L thats how u say it

I exclaimed "B.N.O.Y.L." as I busted on that chicks face.

by Tom February 17, 2007