Tom 's definitions

Morlied

a. To be screwed without any chance of redemption. b. To be hit in the face and have salt poured on you.

After finding out his bank account number was stolen, he realized he was morlied.

by Tom November 19, 2003

shithouse

One who is blatantly talking a load of bullshit.

Shut up, you fucking shithouse

by Tom February 21, 2005

Like hello sister!

A phrase of exclamation used by dizzy teenage girls, fruity teenage boys or americans.

Like hello sister! That is like so uncool!

by Tom May 2, 2003

magic lantern

a trojan hores made by the fbi that logs the key strokes of a infected computer

dont open your porn spam you might catch it

by tom November 1, 2003

Kling-ons

small poo nuggets that get stuck to the hair of the anus!

What has the starship enterprise and loo roll got in common?
They both fly around uranus searching for kling-ons!

by ToM August 2, 2003

stoner

A person who smokes marijuana on a frequent basis. Unlike drinkers, who so often label stoners as leeches on society, stoners are quiet, friendly types who keep themselves to themselves and are not confrontational or loud/obnoxious in any way.

"I'm a stoner and I'm damn proud of it"

by Tom October 9, 2005

caahncil

The croydonish way of saying council.

i live in a caahncil flat

by Tom September 6, 2003