Tom 's definitions

SysRq

SysRq is one of the greatest mysteries of all time. SysRq used to have it's own key, but now it has been forced into sharing with Print Screen. SysRq is bitter because of this, and many fondue sets have been tarnished due to SysRq's poor attempts to curry the favour of it's fellow victims Pause Break and Scroll Lock. SysRq is currently working on a novel, however since it has no hands, progress has been slow.

sysRq wants TO EAT YOUR CHILDREN.

by Tom October 14, 2004

doltswagen

Model of car popular with thicko council-estate dwellers. Usually adorned with tasteless accessories and driven erratically around housing estates until being written-off or stolen and then torched.

Second-hand value? Zero.

I say, Carruthers. You don't want that old XR3-i, it's a doltswagen. Why not try that nice Audi over there.

by Tom November 3, 2003

smfc

suck my fucken cock.

You can smfc you HOE!

by tom July 26, 2004

nine

A fuckin girl who acts like a dirty nucca

Yo check that nine out what a fucker

by Tom April 16, 2003

Laahnge

The croydonish word for lounge

im gonna sit in the laahnge in y caahncil flat

by Tom September 6, 2003

laying pipe

(v) To take or the act of taking a shit. Specifically a large, cylandrical, log-like dump.

"I was laying some serious pipe on the shitter."

by Tom January 9, 2005

total

To destroy something, usually a car.

"Why did you total my car, you asshole!?"

by Tom September 30, 2003