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SysRq

SysRq is one of the greatest mysteries of all time. SysRq used to have it's own key, but now it has been forced into sharing with Print Screen. SysRq is bitter because of this, and many fondue sets have been tarnished due to SysRq's poor attempts to curry the favour of it's fellow victims Pause Break and Scroll Lock. SysRq is currently working on a novel, however since it has no hands, progress has been slow.
by Tom October 14, 2004
mugGet the SysRqmug.

doltswagen

Model of car popular with thicko council-estate dwellers. Usually adorned with tasteless accessories and driven erratically around housing estates until being written-off or stolen and then torched.

Second-hand value? Zero.
I say, Carruthers. You don't want that old XR3-i, it's a doltswagen. Why not try that nice Audi over there.
by Tom November 3, 2003
mugGet the doltswagenmug.

smfc

You can smfc you HOE!
by tom July 26, 2004
mugGet the smfcmug.

nine

A fuckin girl who acts like a dirty nucca
by Tom April 16, 2003
mugGet the ninemug.

Laahnge

The croydonish word for lounge
im gonna sit in the laahnge in y caahncil flat
by Tom September 6, 2003
mugGet the Laahngemug.

laying pipe

(v) To take or the act of taking a shit. Specifically a large, cylandrical, log-like dump.
"I was laying some serious pipe on the shitter."
by Tom January 9, 2005
mugGet the laying pipemug.

total

"Why did you total my car, you asshole!?"
by Tom September 30, 2003
mugGet the totalmug.

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