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SysRq is one of the greatest mysteries of all time. SysRq used to have it's own key, but now it has been forced into sharing with Print Screen. SysRq is bitter because of this, and many fondue sets have been tarnished due to SysRq's poor attempts to curry the favour of it's fellow victims Pause Break and Scroll Lock. SysRq is currently working on a novel, however since it has no hands, progress has been slow.
by Tom October 14, 2004

Model of car popular with thicko council-estate dwellers. Usually adorned with tasteless accessories and driven erratically around housing estates until being written-off or stolen and then torched.
Second-hand value? Zero.
Second-hand value? Zero.
I say, Carruthers. You don't want that old XR3-i, it's a doltswagen. Why not try that nice Audi over there.
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