Tom 's definitions

Poulét Chauve

French Origin- A nose of enormous proportions, resembling a bald chicken.

Oh, have you seen the poulét chauve on Barbara Streisand?!

by Tom May 2, 2003

evil soap

Also known as IncubusVoid, evil pepper, and suspendingboy.

This guy rules over the internet, he can do ANYTHING! he writes hacks and stuff, and runs a self written operating system loosely based on Linux. He plays StarCraft and Diablo regularly.

Guy1: Dude, what happened to your computer?
Guy2 (victom): evil soap (or other nickname) hacked me... i am emotionally ruined.

by Tom May 2, 2004

Punt-Fucking

A post-intercourse act performed by the male, primarily characterized by a kick to the female vagina.

I was punt-fucking Jill last night and my foot got caught in her vagina.

by TOM November 17, 2004

pandy

A quiet, clean looking, rosie-cheeked, cherubic young male with no facial hair who has yet to realise that he is possibly very queer

I think you should date me Susan becaus frankly I think Greg's a little pandy.

by Tom July 17, 2003

chickenmcfuckwich

corporate and very bad

Why did you get that KFC
Because I am a cunt

by Tom May 13, 2005

uboot

Pie eating

Dial4fun enters chat
funnyman>> PIE MAN!!
you are being ignored by dial4fun.

by Tom June 4, 2003

cum bain-marie

A scrunt who has that much festering man milk up in her foetal pressure cooker that it is running down the insides if her thighs and leaving a trail behind her

Hey Baz and Petro, look at that tall ugly cum bain-marie over their on the road fisting her self, i'd sure like to stick my meat glock in her and punch her ovaries out through her nostrils.

by Tom August 1, 2004