broin

Im Broin
by tom September 16, 2003
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Koholint Island

The setting of the game "The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening". Home to Marin, Tarin, Madam Meow-Meow, and other assorted characters. Also known as "the island of dreams".
"What? Zelda? No, my name's Marin! You must be feeling a little woozy. You are on Koholint Island!"
by Tom October 21, 2003
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liquid pearls

Only the finest semen in the world. Only available from Tom M’s penis.
She tried to swallow everything, but I managed to leave my "signature finish" and place my liquid pearls around her neck.
by Tom January 26, 2005
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mote

George house has a mote
(Shaven haven around genitals)
Q. george did u shave last night?
A. yes now i have a mote.
by tom April 04, 2004
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Giffer

A drunk, middle aged female orgy seeker
"you mother is a giffer!!!"
by Tom April 10, 2004
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AOL

An ISP which people who have no clue about computers get and then think they are the coolest people around. Very few people like AOL. Also a company that likes to spam inboxes and mailboxes with ads and trial cds. Most definitions said below this definition are true.
This "lawyer" is most likely just some lonley person who is obssesed with AOL. You can't sue free speech.
by Tom December 21, 2004
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Water Cooler

Holding a guy upside down with his head locked securely between your thighs while sitting down on a couch. Let a fart go and don't release him until he inhales. When he inhales its like air bubbles going up in a water cooler, the smell of the fart going up into his lungs.
With Mike's head locked securely, Jack farted and gave him a water cooler.
by Tom August 26, 2003
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