hij

Nickname of tom higham and used to describe him.
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dock

Dock is the term that references the mail sex organ. It's a combination of two slang terms for the penis. Those terms are "dock" and "cock". Putting them together you get a great term to use for the wang.
From the hit movie "Magnolia". The information starring Frank T.J. Mackie says the following while promoting his "how to get girls" series of tapes called "Seduce & Destory". He says.... "...if you buy my tapes you are going to have all those women's panties moist and they won't believe how badly they will want to wet you dock!"
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heaven

The place one travels to after smoking pot.
"Man, Ima get me some pot and go to heaven tonight"
by Tom October 09, 2005
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Piled Corn

You may think your history teacher is just your average Joe... but deep down he is a fan ad supplier of CHILD PORN!... he may claim his barn is filled with piles of corn... or "piled corn"... but don't be decieved... he has billions of child porn in there. he is the world's number 1 traficker of child porn. he masturbates at the mere sight of a 4 year old. GAY!!
I downloaded alot of piled corn last night.

Q: My friend likes piled corn... what should I do?
A: Lure him into the bathroom by giving a 4 year old girl some candy to run past him and then into the bathroom. Then when he runs in there you chase after him and force him to give oral pleasure to an elephant.

I used piled corn as a show and tell item at school.
by Tom September 15, 2003
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religion

by Tom March 10, 2005
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Bush

the surname of a really fucked up american family. (Dad, sons, cousind, etc)
see also cunt
George W(ished he was a) Cunt
by tom December 04, 2003
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round file

to thow out a ducument is put it in the round file

file a collection of ducuments

round file the useles ducuments in the trash can
what did you do with the bill

I put in the round file
by tom December 07, 2004
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