Tom's definitions

XXL

v. Describes the size of clothing worn by your mother

"That sweater is XXL"

by tom November 20, 2002

hair pie

Particularly hairy snatch, also commonly referred to as the 'hip-to-hip wookie bush'

Her hair pie was so full, even her grannie panties could not contain it.

by tom December 7, 2004

Signature Finish

My patented move where I ejaculate my "liquid pearls" with care onto a woman’s face or other desirable area. The signature finish is used to finish off an intense session of sexual intercourse and in extreme circumstances my signature finish is used to mark my territory.

After I satisfied my woman in every way she could imagine, I left my signature finish on her back to remind her of me.
Or
Don’t eat that pizza, Tom is mad at Troy and left his signature finish on it.

by Tom January 26, 2005

lagnaf

let's all get nude & frolic!
(this is a better definition when the word is used in the office)

LAGNAF - "Let's all get nude & frolic"

by Tom January 20, 2004

Hugoesthere

Synonym: Hugo

A mean-spirited name for a boy whose parents cruelly gave him to the name Hugo, in honor of a relative that has been dead for 60 years.

"Hugoesthere! Get away, I don't want to play with you during recess today! Na-nana-nana nah!"said the evil little boy names Tom.

by Tom December 9, 2004

Kristus

Kristus Vesanus, also known as the sexiiest man alive (note the mispelling) and the person with the koolest online name. Also a haxor, therefore takes away all his sexiiness (once again note the misspelling).

Kelsey: I just love Kristus sooo much!

by Tom December 12, 2003

buzzums

tits basically Eg. tits breast boobs

'My god emma has big tits' 'i see what u mean!'

by Tom January 3, 2005