shake hands with the senator

(v.) to poop; specifically, to poop blissfully (also, "drop a Claude")

history: The bathroom in the Pepper Center, a museum dedicated to the late Senator Claude Pepper (D-FL), is a favorite stop for Florida State University students with impending bowel movements.

After eating that delicious burger at the Loop, it was time to shake hands with the senator.

by Tom August 25, 2004

Score!

An enthusiastic word followed by a meager attempt to converse with an uninterested potential mate.

Mark: How are you doing today mam?
Mam: "Shut up and do your job!"
Mark: SCORE!

by Tom March 19, 2003

don

The leader of a gang, particularly in Mafia terms.

"I eat bananas with cherry sauce."

by Tom December 24, 2003

jibbi

The Owner Of A Popular Chat-Room Called HABBO HOTEL.
It does not mean that you stab someone, if you want to say you stabbed someone, the correct word is CHIB! (See Owen I Told U!)

''Look Theres Jibbi!''
''Who's Jibbi?''
''The Manager Of Habbo Hotel!''

by Tom January 09, 2004

nine

A fuckin girl who acts like a dirty nucca

Yo check that nine out what a fucker

by Tom April 16, 2003

Laahnge

The croydonish word for lounge

im gonna sit in the laahnge in y caahncil flat

by Tom September 06, 2003

doltswagen

Model of car popular with thicko council-estate dwellers. Usually adorned with tasteless accessories and driven erratically around housing estates until being written-off or stolen and then torched.

Second-hand value? Zero.

I say, Carruthers. You don't want that old XR3-i, it's a doltswagen. Why not try that nice Audi over there.

by Tom November 03, 2003