Tom's definitions

Cruel

Being nasty.

Singin to a blind man, "I can see clearly now the rain has gone."

by Tom February 20, 2003

Basketball IQ

A subjective term used by basketball bloggers that is based on a player’s court awareness, anticipation, defense, and offense, but is mostly used as a backhanded insult about the player’s intelligence.

Although they are the tallest dogs in the world, Great Danes have the lowest Basketball IQ of all canines, due to their high probability of having undescended testicles.

by tom December 23, 2008

chav woman

Begins as a bitch, then become pregnant at a young age, begins to smoke, becomes wrinkly, and has a really scratchy deep voice. *SPIT*

Look at that young mum. Kids these days
(Bloody chav woman scum)

by Tom September 3, 2004

six-shooter

a girl that u would only have sex with after six beers

that girls a six-shooter

by tom June 14, 2003

smoke bomb

a small fire cracker that pruduces alot of smoke for short time and has a strong order of sulfer

hay anyone got some smoke bombs

by tom May 13, 2005

Hinckle

very angry man, steals 400lbs of poop every night and places it on the moon.

Mr. Hinckle stole my poop last night.

by Tom March 25, 2003

downtime

the amount of time that needs to be spent between her legs before it's her turn.

i had to spend an hour of downtime on her before she even considered sucking my dick.

by tom November 30, 2003