Tom's definitions

chai

The word for tea in several languages, including Czech, Turkish, Russian, Sanskrit, and Farsi. Originates from cha, the Chinese word for tea. The British word tea comes from a regional dialect of China. Currently in US, chai refers to a milky tea with a milder version of Indian spice.

I like cinnamon in my chai latte.

by Tom November 19, 2003

laying pipe

(v) To take or the act of taking a shit. Specifically a large, cylandrical, log-like dump.

"I was laying some serious pipe on the shitter."

by Tom January 9, 2005

shabba

i. (a) a word with no meaning whatsover, it can be used to get out of many situations (b) did i just say that?
ii. or just repeated over and over to really irritate one's friends, the latter meaning is the most effective

i. "i like (insert name of ugly person), oh shabba"

ii. "shabba shabba shabba shabba"

by Tom November 20, 2003

back-of-the-box review

A very shallow review of a product or service, based mainly on information presented by the manufacturer, e.g. the technical specifications on the box of a gadget.

"C|Net's "back-of-the-box" reviewing style"
DAPreview news feature, May 4th 2005

by Tom May 4, 2005

sheeesh

A word signaling simultaneous frustration & confusion. It's uttered after some event that frustrates & confuses, and you just can't let the moment pass without some kind of comment.

Curly Howard (The Three Stooges) frequently said "Sheeesh!" after something didn't operate the way it was expected to operate, like a telephone. Or when he was slapped by his brother, Moe, for no apparent reason.

by Tom January 12, 2005

Biffa

a person who is a wanker

don't be a biffa

by tom December 13, 2003

clitface

To be so ugly that people mock your ozzing face.

Jamie stop licking your clitface you sad fuck!

by tom April 30, 2004