Tom's definitions

wax that ass

to fuck in a great way

MAn ima wax dat ass like whoa

by tom March 11, 2004

Clitoral Discharge

The event where the female genitals go into a state of heightened arousal and excrete a spongy white fluid that seeps from the clitoris and onto the vacant space or ‘chin rest’ below. In the event of extreme arousal the clitoris may go into a temporary spasm, thus causing (female) ‘Sticky White Love Piss’ to spurt forward and beyond. Thus causing the arrival of odd shaped snail trails.

Splat - followed by yuck or carry on munching

by Tom January 21, 2004

zat

An automobile, or car.

I busted up my Zat!!!

by Tom April 30, 2006

meth lab

where meth is made ileagly
uslely smell prety rank

the swat team needs to bust that meth lab next door

by tom November 11, 2003

dork

1.(n) a derogatory term of affection used to address a friend or acquaintance who you think is being silly.

Cassandra started to mumble frequently so she was given a Red Swingline stapler and put her in the room with the rest of the company dorks.

Being a dork is a qualification for the tri-delta sorority.

by Tom March 4, 2004

ridiculonk

The ultimate in ridiculousness.

That story was so ridiculonk they should put you in jail!

by Tom June 19, 2006

chezzuz

This is used instead of "Jesus" in a sentance. It is a mixtured of shock and disgust. It is usually followed with the turning on the persons head.

Tom- "I love you man!"
Chris- "Chezzuz!"

by Tom July 29, 2003