Definitions by Toad

totem time 

Three people stack together in a totem-like stature in order to combine strength, fight off enemies that are too high above their normal height, or to reach places otherwise inaccessible.

Aw man that cat is stuck in a tree, quick guys, it's totem time!

totem time by Toad September 4, 2016

uber n00b 

Someone with no micro and lacks blue shells.

Matt is a uber n00b especially when playing Mario Kart DD.

uber n00b by Toad March 20, 2005

Metnik

A massive, mostly slick and wet shit.

Man, I drank so much beer last night, I have to take one hell of a Metnik this morning.

Metnik by Toad March 18, 2005

grimple 

A zit between dick/sack and ass hole. Usualy a white head. Broken down- pimple on grundle

Josh- "Ray i just whiped and it hurt so bacd"

Ray- "let me check it out"

Josh- (performs spread eagle)

Ray- "Dude you have a massive grimple"

Josh- "Pop that shit for me"

Ray- "No way theres a dingle berry on it"

grimple by Toad December 12, 2004

buttflake 

the stuff underneath ur fingernails after u scrath ur ass; also used as a term like butthead, an insult much as nubcake

Ace, you are a buttflake.

buttflake by Toad October 25, 2004

kit 

in counter-strike a counter-terroroist would posses a kit to defuse a terrorist planted bomb

d00d u g07 4 k17?
(dude, you got a kit?)

kit by Toad October 25, 2004

Pink Sandwich 

A form of torture whereby a large male dog is aroused to the point of having his penis come out. The victim is then strapped down and the dog ordered to sit on the victim's face. The "sandwich" is formed by the victim's lips, which act as the "bread," and the dog's penis, which becomes the "meat."

The Al Qaeda terriost told us everything after we administered 75 straight hours of Pink Sandwiches. He was psychologically bruised, yet was physically unharmed (with the exception of badly needing a breath mint.)

Pink Sandwich by Toad July 30, 2004