ToM's definitions

Bum Grapes

Slang reference to the anal condition of piles, more commonly piles induced by vegetable-bum-sex

Ooh my bum grapes are on fire!

by Tom May 2, 2003

Like hello sister!

A phrase of exclamation used by dizzy teenage girls, fruity teenage boys or americans.

Like hello sister! That is like so uncool!

by Tom May 2, 2003

Lactation

The secretion of milk from the mammary glands. A common fetish

Ooh shit, i'm lactating!

by Tom May 2, 2003

You're more chicken than a club sandwich!

A phrase used during verbal fights in an attempt to offend the opponent. Used commonly by the camp.

Like, You're more chicken than a club sandwich!

by Tom May 2, 2003

Happiness

It's unobtainable to whats the point defining it

Oh mother, I've attained happiness! Oh wait, i'm on acid..

by Tom May 2, 2003

Doing'

Visiting or going to. Popular amongst the feminine population

Oh Jem, We're doing the gym tomorrow!

by Tom May 2, 2003

Pap

to backhand someone's male genetaliais a swift whipping motion

Ow! I just got papped!

by Tom May 12, 2003