ToM's definitions

I.D.S.T.

le defention: 'if destroyed still true', the usage: i love shazné IDST (use "padlock" if love is beyond comprehesion to the average shmo)

daron loves SHanzné I.D.S.T. padlock

by tom June 18, 2006

delestic

the deslexic spelling for deslexic

today i found out i was delestic

by Tom September 6, 2003

Morlied

a. To be screwed without any chance of redemption. b. To be hit in the face and have salt poured on you.

After finding out his bank account number was stolen, he realized he was morlied.

by Tom November 19, 2003

Arthur Dent

2nd last remaining earth creature. Survived the destruction of earth (...was destroyed to make way for a new space-hyper bypass)

Arthur Dent could never get the hang thursdays.

by Tom August 1, 2004

wronghole

the act of placing the erect penis into the arse of a lady when prior permission has not been given

i heard nina shout wronghole ashley through the wall last night

by tom June 21, 2004

scap

to obtain possession of rapidly, as in by grabbing or snatching

Kristin decided to scap up the last of the pizza while Tom wasn't looking.

by Tom June 24, 2004

Schwing

A "stiffy" or "boner". A sound made when an attractive female approaches or pass' by.

"Awww DUDE, TOTAL SCHWING RIGHT THERE."

by Tom May 12, 2004