ToM's definitions

Morlied

a. To be screwed without any chance of redemption. b. To be hit in the face and have salt poured on you.

After finding out his bank account number was stolen, he realized he was morlied.

by Tom November 19, 2003

magic lantern

a trojan hores made by the fbi that logs the key strokes of a infected computer

dont open your porn spam you might catch it

by tom November 1, 2003

wronghole

the act of placing the erect penis into the arse of a lady when prior permission has not been given

i heard nina shout wronghole ashley through the wall last night

by tom June 21, 2004

Wheels

A term referring to a motor vehicle or general means of transport.

"That guy sure has a nice set of wheels!"

by Tom September 13, 2003

Hammerd

To be extreamly drunk and not feel a thing

Man the only reason i slept with your mother last night was because i was so Hammerd

by Tom February 17, 2004

bumster

In the same way that a 'trickster' likes playing tricks, a 'bumster' likes bum

"He's a bum-lovin bumster'

by Tom April 21, 2005

Sakuya Kumashiro

One of the least popular characters on any Tenchi Muyo series. Almost NOBODY likes her. Probably because of the fact that she's annoying towards the beginning of Tenchi in Tokyo.

"My name is Sakuya! I think we're gonna be good friends, you're kinda cute!"

by Tom October 21, 2003