ToM's definitions

Kling-ons

small poo nuggets that get stuck to the hair of the anus!

What has the starship enterprise and loo roll got in common?
They both fly around uranus searching for kling-ons!

by ToM August 2, 2003

stupididly

The utmost in stupidity. Not very sound by nature.

I stupididly left my oven on when I left home last week.

by Tom June 19, 2006

delestic

the deslexic spelling for deslexic

today i found out i was delestic

by Tom September 6, 2003

I.D.S.T.

le defention: 'if destroyed still true', the usage: i love shazné IDST (use "padlock" if love is beyond comprehesion to the average shmo)

daron loves SHanzné I.D.S.T. padlock

by tom June 18, 2006

definectimy

when you open somebody up shit in them and sew them up again.

i shall procede in doing a definectimy

by tom November 26, 2003

the mighty trin

Trinity College, Oxford.

The mighty trin will rise again.

by Tom December 19, 2004

regedit

the command used to actavate a windows utilty that can modfy registery

leftovers from incomplete or faild uninstall of program removel spyware or virus can be removed with this tool

or can be used to dramatically improve windows perfomce

this tool should be used with caution

open command promt and now type regedit

by tom May 13, 2005