Contemporary American Slang - Verb. 1) To release spooge suddenly and/or unexpectedly after viewing a beautiful woman. 2) To ejaculate during sex.
by TK April 12, 2004

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by TK June 06, 2004

"Where's my muthafucking proofs? Rendog, git yo skinny ass outta the fire escape and onto level six"
by tk August 11, 2004

Blizerp, otherwise known as a blunt, is a cigar that is gutted and then re-stuffed with marijana/weed/pot.
by TK February 04, 2004

what happens when you eat ice cream and drink a beer. tastes good, smells better. usually a loud sound created by pressurized gas escaping through the asophagus creating a melodic sound.
by tk October 27, 2003

1) An unsightly growth which should be cut as soon as it is publicly noticed (but sometimes isn't).
2) Pubes.
2) Pubes.
by TK March 11, 2005

v. having one's mouth open at all times
n. one who constantly has their mouth open when they are not speaking
n. one who constantly has their mouth open when they are not speaking
a: Are you sure Johnny's allright, he seems pretty spaced out and he's drooling pretty bad
b: Don't worry, he has lapjaw
b: Don't worry, he has lapjaw
by TK February 12, 2004
