Crookedcock

A dude who wears gay hats and has bad taste in movies.
Fucking Crookedcock! What a dick!
by tj August 02, 2004
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tacos

FOOOD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
a mexican food witch is a tortia filled with meat,sour cream,cheese,and green lettus
i love food like tacos and boritos
i love food like tacos and boritos
i love food like tacos and boritos
by tj January 06, 2005
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speed bumps

sponger or other annoying obstacle inside a surf spot
sometimes you hit em on purpose cause theyr annoying
last wave was sick, but i hit a few speed bumps on the way in
by tj April 21, 2005
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sponge bowling

hitting spongers (boogie boarders, body boarders) on purpose when your surfing
these spongers got some balls to drop in on me like that, time for some sponge bowling
by tj April 21, 2005
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ricer exuse

Blaming something else (besides the fact that your car is slow) for the reason you lost a race.
my clutch was slipping, I missed 2nd, my tires are bald, my boost was on low setting, I have bad KR, etc...
by TJ February 19, 2004
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Imperium

Truely AWESOME song made my Machine Head

-Robert Flynn does an fu**ing great job with this hard hitting song!!
F*CK THESE CHAINS NOT GOD DAMN SLAVES!



-Chalenge the whole human race..!
by TJ February 10, 2005
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Vit

A man with long, flowing blonde hair resembling a woman.
I was walking behind this hot chick, but it ended up just being a Vit.
by TJ January 29, 2003
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