Definitions by Titwanker

pissflaps 

Beef curtains. In polite circles, used as a euphemism to avoid the more direct reference to cunt.

Fucking Jesus! That tart's skirt is showing her pissflaps.

pissflaps by titwanker May 29, 2003

Motherfucker 

One of only two obscene epithets (see also cocksucker) known by 98% of all living American citizens. The more concise and expressive "CUNT" is preferred by the rest of the English speaking cognoscenti.It conveys more emotion, and of couse, we have many more substitutes available than our war mongering cousins.

"George W. Bush is a retarded murdering motherfucker."
"No, George W. Bush is a retarded murdering CUNT who should be elected President of Iraq today and forced to serve two full terms. Cunting spunk-eating wankbag."

Motherfucker by titwanker May 29, 2003

toerag 

More commanly used in the sixties and seventies on Britcoms before trms like plonker and wanker superseded it.

You dirty little toerag

toerag by titwanker April 11, 2003

titwank

The mans entirely unselfish act of thrusting between a generous pair of bristols for sexual gratification. Usual result is referred to as a Pearl Necklace.

Phwoaar! She's got a shirtfull. I couldn't half fancy a titwank in those.

titwank by titwanker April 10, 2003

wanker 

Definitively, an onanist, one (usually expected to be male) who enjoys unassisted sexual gratification. Colloquially, anybody of whom you have a low opinion.

Tony Blair? Fucking gutless, worthless, complete and utter WANKER!!

wanker by titwanker April 10, 2003

Knob End

Properly, the bell-end or helmet. The purple piece exposed above Kojak's turtle-neck. Used to convey displeasure at any offending person.

Beckham, you cunting useless knob-end.

Knob End by titwanker April 10, 2003

shagnasty 

Unpleasant, grimy, unhygeinic, generally undesirable. Can be used as a verb or an adjective.

Oi, Shagnasty.
You spunk swallowing shagnasty fuckpig.

shagnasty by titwanker April 10, 2003