This is the Heading of the letter trump wrote to Turkish president Recep Tayyip Erdogan recently this october as he pulled his troops from syria...
Don't be a dick Erdogan,you don't want me to be responsible for crushing your country's economy of you touch any hair of the kurds.Let us just figure this out like adults
by Titus rutto October 22, 2019
by Titus rutto December 30, 2013
John-Did you see Lucy kibaki the wife of president kibaki slap some mp?
Loon-Dude,she is captain whoopass,A Hellraiser from Jupiter.
Loon-Dude,she is captain whoopass,A Hellraiser from Jupiter.
by Titus rutto September 25, 2019
Kenyan-what are KDF soldiers still doing in Somalia?
KDF-son,We are there to blow some terrorists away into shitholistan.
KDF-son,We are there to blow some terrorists away into shitholistan.
by Titus rutto July 31, 2019
This is a statement used by smartass kids who just want to steal slices of bread from their younger unsuspecting siblings.when they point to some direction and shout 'look at that!!'',their siblings turn towards the direction they are pointing at,thus these kids steal all the bread and when their siblings realize it was nothing and decide to continue their eating only to realize their bread is gone.Then their older thieving siblings cheat them that ghosts had consumed their bread.
John-Look at that!!
James-(turns to look at the direction pointed sees nothing and turns back and realizes his bread is gone).what happened to my bread?
John-it must be the ghosts little brother.Mum will get you another one
James-(turns to look at the direction pointed sees nothing and turns back and realizes his bread is gone).what happened to my bread?
John-it must be the ghosts little brother.Mum will get you another one
by Titus rutto April 24, 2018
When Catholic father's(Bishops) use their dicks to inspect the nether areas of their supposedly celibate nuns,then it is referred as Going to Rome.
-The Catholic law require that Catholic Bishops keep their shit together and never to roll in hay with any of their nuns or anyone for that matter,but hey they don't sometimes play by the rules....from time to time,they screw their own nuns.
-The Catholic law require that Catholic Bishops keep their shit together and never to roll in hay with any of their nuns or anyone for that matter,but hey they don't sometimes play by the rules....from time to time,they screw their own nuns.
Jim-Jack,my father encouraged me to be a Catholic Bishop but I declined.I just am not able to Abstain man.
Jack-Go and be a Bishop bro...You abstain in public but behind closed doors,you Go to Rome with hundreds of sex-starved Nuns.Just use a condom bro.
Jack-Go and be a Bishop bro...You abstain in public but behind closed doors,you Go to Rome with hundreds of sex-starved Nuns.Just use a condom bro.
by Titus rutto October 14, 2019