Definitions by Titus rutto

Sadaf 

A Kenyan way of asking some little whiny bitches to shut the fucking flaps on their faces i.e to shut the fuck up

Jairu-John is an asshole,jeremy is a dickbag.Jonah is a nincompoop.
James-sadaf you whiny idiot

Sadaf by Titus rutto August 6, 2019

Shitholistan 

A place where bad people need to be blown away to.

Kenyan-what are KDF soldiers still doing in Somalia?
KDF-son,We are there to blow some terrorists away into shitholistan.

Shitholistan by Titus rutto July 30, 2019

Look at that!! 

This is a statement used by smartass kids who just want to steal slices of bread from their younger unsuspecting siblings.when they point to some direction and shout 'look at that!!'',their siblings turn towards the direction they are pointing at,thus these kids steal all the bread and when their siblings realize it was nothing and decide to continue their eating only to realize their bread is gone.Then their older thieving siblings cheat them that ghosts had consumed their bread.

John-Look at that!!
James-(turns to look at the direction pointed sees nothing and turns back and realizes his bread is gone).what happened to my bread?
John-it must be the ghosts little brother.Mum will get you another one

Look at that!! by Titus rutto May 29, 2018

Frenemies 

What Kim jong un and Donald Trump are about to become

The fat dude from Korea is reaching out to the unstable dude from America through South Korea because he fears that if he doesn't,some bad shit will go down...The dudes are moving from being enemies to frenemies

Frenemies by Titus rutto May 17, 2018

Judas Iscariot 

History describe him as one of the greatest disciple ever, who played a critical part in Jesus death and thus the birth of salvation.if It wasn't for him,then the death and ressurection of Jesus wouldn't have happened and thus the freedom from bondage of sin according to Christian would not have occurred and ,finally,there would be no going to heaven .

Dude 1:man,Judas Iscariot was the worst disciple in the Bible
Dude 2:If it wasn't for badass Judas Iscariot himself, the devil would be unleashing a can of whoopass on you in hell right now.He was the best.

Judas Iscariot by Titus rutto March 24, 2018

Bermuda triangle 

A girl's Y area.

Dude,i was dining in jenny's Bermuda triangle last night.

Bermuda triangle by Titus rutto December 30, 2013