Tittyfuck69's definitions

Bullseye Bill

A man who is more than 90% accurate with his cumshot

What can I say honey, I'm just as good as Bullseye Bill!

by tittyfuck69 April 22, 2009

dick ripper

The one who performs circumcisions on babys when they are born.

Wife: I'm glad our son is getting circumcised.

Husband: I just hope that the dick ripper goes easy on that little guy, he is tender!

by tittyfuck69 April 20, 2009

Lurker

When you let a fart go, and it seems to follow you wherever you go.

Oh my god, I can't escape this lurker!

by tittyfuck69 April 26, 2009

cock villan

A person who does not like anything do with with, or associated to a cock. They want it destroyed immediantly.

Guy 1: That woman is pretty lonely, I think she is a lesbian.

Guy 2: In other words she is a cock villan.

by tittyfuck69 April 21, 2009

Neknomination

An internet/social media trend where one is nominated by a friend to post a video of them drinking large amounts of alcohol usually in a funny, creative, or absurd way. This normally involves the chugging of multiple beers, 26ers, or mickeys. The nominee must complete a challenge within 24 hours of being nominated. Once the challenge is complete the person then nominates three other friends to each complete their own version of a neknomination video, post it online, challenge three more friends, and the cycle continues.

Also referred to as a "neknom"

Guy 1: Dude! Jared nominated you to perform a neknomination!

Guy 2: Damn, I guess I'm gonna have to get on that.

by tittyfuck69 February 5, 2014

Don't feed the ginger

something you should absolutely never do.

Sign: Don't Feed The Ginger!

by tittyfuck69 April 22, 2009

Brazillian Fart Porn

The ancient art of putting a dick so far up a womans ass that it pokes her fart bubbles and releases them!

Don't go too far up baby, or we'll have ourselves a bit of Brazillian Fart Porn!

by tittyfuck69 April 22, 2009