Chase Amante 

Quite a smart quy who can give you quite good advice on building the life you want to live in general.

“Chase Amante said that while you are never truly free of foreign influence, many of the most punishing missteps you will make in life come from making decisions based on media-informed mental models instead of direct experience-informed ones. He is one of those people I wished I knew earlier!”

Chase Amante by Severin_Bro December 31, 2021

Chase Amante 

His entire sense of self is dependent upon girls telling him how he is such an "amazing guy" and he is "the best" at sex.

Because he lacks self-esteem, he is unable to be with one of these girls once they realize that this "amazingness" is just a facade and that deep down is he just a flawed person like the rest of us.

Therefore, all his energies are put towards the conquest of girl after girl and his life is reduced to nothing more than that of an immature cad.

Friend: This dude Chase Amante is the fucking man, have you heard all these stories about all the girls he's banged!
Me: Yeah, not impressed.
Friend: WTF
Me: Why would I be impressed with someone who is so obviously living his whole life to try to impress me
Friend: Oh damn... zen shit

Chase Amante by Titty Jon August 27, 2013

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016