Chase Amante

Quite a smart quy who can give you quite good advice on building the life you want to live in general.

“Chase Amante said that while you are never truly free of foreign influence, many of the most punishing missteps you will make in life come from making decisions based on media-informed mental models instead of direct experience-informed ones. He is one of those people I wished I knew earlier!”

Chase Amante by Severin_Bro December 31, 2021

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Chase Amante

His entire sense of self is dependent upon girls telling him how he is such an "amazing guy" and he is "the best" at sex.

Because he lacks self-esteem, he is unable to be with one of these girls once they realize that this "amazingness" is just a facade and that deep down is he just a flawed person like the rest of us.

Therefore, all his energies are put towards the conquest of girl after girl and his life is reduced to nothing more than that of an immature cad.

Friend: This dude Chase Amante is the fucking man, have you heard all these stories about all the girls he's banged!
Me: Yeah, not impressed.
Friend: WTF
Me: Why would I be impressed with someone who is so obviously living his whole life to try to impress me
Friend: Oh damn... zen shit

Chase Amante by Titty Jon August 27, 2013

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