schmitty

falling down the stairs while being intoxicated and wetting ones pants

the next morning saras pants were all wet from her smittie the night before

by tink July 20, 2004

playerette

A girl who really knows who to play with the boys.

A girl that can have whom ever she wants whenever she wants.

by Tink February 06, 2004

keeks

100% lovable freaky girl

someone like my bestest friend

by Tink January 28, 2005

hard-core

used to diss an act/person/object considered cool by a certain sub-culture - considered rather pitiful by outsiders

those unemployed/uneducated rudeniks driving up and down outside the college trying to pick up high-school girls are so hardcore

by tink May 03, 2004

Tuber Von Itchenfleas

Arch rival of Snooker Von Arwenhoser. Catpain pirate feline sailing The Seven Rooms, aboard the S.S. BlueChair.

Captain Tuber Von Itchenfleas and his swabbie, Frisky Nutpea burried their booty on Litterbox Island.

by Tink January 24, 2005

wank cramp

Brought on by too much activity below the belt line! Results in a dull pain in the area of the gouche.

Man, i knocked out tuns last nite and now i ave got wank cramp! dude it went bloody every where!

by Tink September 14, 2003

muff wagon

Muff Wagon orriginated when females decided to go "cruising" in their cars and search for guys. It is almost the opposite of a sausage fest; however, a sausage fest can occur at any place. A muff wagon is limited to a car full of dirty ho's who think they are hot, and do not keep their auzzie hair in order.

Hey dude, look at that muff wagon, its full of those crazy ho's we saw last night.

by Tink April 25, 2004