vaginal carrot cheese

When a woman is fucked vaginally with a carrot and a piece of the carrot breaks off in the vagina and she later excretes a mushy chunk in a fermented lump, after an extended period of time.
Susan farted out her vaginal carrot cheese while preparing for a night of clubbing then fucking. She then proceeded to scooped it up and eat it off of a cracker while sipping some red wine.
by Timothy August 04, 2004
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puky meat

when a man is being orally satisfied and the cock sucker chokes on his dick and then pukes on said dick.
guy 1: will you give me puky meat and then suck on my puky meat.
guy 2: you bet! you slut
by Timothy July 15, 2004
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super-fiend

One who brings fiending to a new level. Prior to seeing this fiend you've never seen someone so fiendish. Thus, it is sort of like a title until you find the next super-fiend & there is always one lurking & fiending, be sure of that.
She just ate a block of cheddar cheese. She's a superfiend.
by Timothy August 21, 2003
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chicken shit

The most useless person ever, who won't do anything against what he/she is told. They are liked by nobody and they're gay.
My friend is a chicken shit, he won't even smoke weed with us.
by Timothy December 03, 2003
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to eat is to excrete

Basically any time you eat something your are completing step 1 in the shitting process.
I find it rather difficult to watch people eat for I know that to eat is to excrete!
by Timothy July 18, 2004
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crusty pillow surprise

When you wake up in the morning with shit dried to your cheek because someone defecated on your pillow while you slept.
Betty gave Fred a crusty pillow surprise when he refused to sodomize her with a crucifix.
by Timothy July 24, 2004
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Sweet Deal

a rather opportune situation. a deal that has been sweetened. a surgary delight
Bobby: I just got a new car!
Tommy: Sweet Deal!
by Timothy March 11, 2004
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