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Definitions by Timothy

puky teats 

A discharge of an infected nipple will spray onto recipient and recipient will puke, thus puky teats
girl 1: I can't believe you gave me puky teats. Get the towel.
Girl 2: I just sucked on that nasty shit. I'm going to puke again...
puky teats by Timothy July 14, 2004

puky meat 

when a man is being orally satisfied and the cock sucker chokes on his dick and then pukes on said dick.
guy 1: will you give me puky meat and then suck on my puky meat.
guy 2: you bet! you slut
puky meat by Timothy July 14, 2004

bonchasaurus

a bonch that has been so severely chaffed by a dry tongue that it has become a sticky hot blister which causes the owner of said bonch to groan like a dinosaur.
"we can't fuck tonight because I have a bonchasaurus again."
bonchasaurus by Timothy July 14, 2004

The Mammary Man 

A mythical man, cousin of The Sand Man, who has a reputation of sneaking into your bedroom while you sleep and slipping severed mammary glands and warm guts(mostly mammary glands) under your pillow. He jacks off onto your pillow by you mouth before he leaves.
Do you know the Mammary Man...Mammary Man...Mammary Man?
The Mammary Man by Timothy July 14, 2004

bowels of cereal 

A cereal bowl filled with severed shitty sphinctors and filled with Vitamin D whole milk.
Would you like a bowel of cereal; the milk turns chocolate colored if you let it sit.
bowels of cereal by Timothy July 12, 2004

defecation-station 

Synonymous with "the shitter"-the place in which you defecate, poop, shit, dump, fecal, expel excrement. The only place it is acceptable under social norms for a human being to do this act.
I'll just have to be late to school. Go on ahead without me I've got to hit up the defecation station. My brown is crowning.

penis fart 

The passing of air out of the urethra of the penis during manual, oral, vaginal, or anal stimulation.
Hell no, what was that sound you did not just have a penis fart in my pussy. Did you?
penis fart by Timothy July 9, 2004