Mini Pearle Vision

That annoying tag that dumbasses like to keep on their sunglasses.

Holy shit, Frankie! Look at that douche fag with his Mini Pearle Vision. I hope the fuck head gets a paper cut to the eyeball!

by Timmmaaay October 15, 2010

Twittle

The thing you use to do with your thumbs before Twitter came along.

I remember back in the good ole days when we would thumb wrestle and pick our noses. Now all people do with there thumbs is text or Twittle on Twitter.

by Timmmaaay October 15, 2010

P20X

P20X is the amount of time really spent by most people trying to attempt the full 90 minutes of P90X.

I'm so out of shape I couldn't make it through the entire workout so I changed it to P20X for my lazy ass!

by Timmmaaay March 23, 2011

K

K is a reluctant response via text, chat or other media usually resulting in regrettable consequences.

Amy: Hey BFF, lets go slam some

tequila-shots and bang some boys!! Woo Hoo!

Jill:........... K

by Timmmaaay April 10, 2011

E-jipped

E-jipped is when someone has violated your freedom of speech by disconnecting your internet to the outside world.

I just spent 18 hours watching CNN show millions of E-jipped people run the streets in angry protest.

Look at all these pissed off people! They must not have internet....oh..thats right, they were E-jipped!

by Timmmaaay February 22, 2011

Floorderves

Those annoying tiny disgusting morsels of food that you notice under a bar stool.

Man, I was so hungry and high I wanted to munch on the Floorderves under the bar.

by Timmmaaay October 15, 2010

Relative Stupidity

Relative Stupidity is that one person in every family that always seems to have head-in-ass syndrome.

I have relative stupidity when I see my uncle getting tackled on his front lawn by the police in his mustard stained wife beater looking all cross eyed.

by Timmmaaay July 01, 2011